Beth, otherwise known as She Who Will Be Obeyed tagged me with a Christmas meme. I figured since she lives just down the street — and since we’re hoping to get together soon for drinks — I’d better obey or she might spit in my martini. (Just kidding, Beth.)

Here’s the scoop:

The player (me) must list 3 things that I would love to get for Christmas. Then I must list 3 things that I definitely do not want to get for Christmas. Then I tag 5 friends and list their names. The one I tag needs to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes then tag 5 more people. They must also clarify all the rules. When you tag someone you need to leave a comment that says “you’’ve been Christmas tagged!” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Here goes:

Three things I’d love to get for Christmas

1. A Scooba hard-floor cleaning robot.

2. A heated pool.

3. A hot pool boy.

Three things I do not want for Christmas

1. A robe. I have four of them, none of which I wear.

2. Anything scented (other than candles). I’m very picky about what I smell.

3. Cheap jewelry. I’m allergic to nickle, so anything but the expensive stuff leaves me with a nasty, blistered, oozing rash.

I’m tagging:

Anwyn
Agent Bedhead
David
Janet
Teresa

Merry Christmas!