Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

Lebanese opposition leader Walid Jumblatt, center, gestures with U.S. senators John Kerry, right, and Christopher Dodd before their meeting in Beirut on Monday
Photo: AP

Winners announced Tuesday!

13 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. I am not shaking his hand, he just came from the bathroom.

  2. Is that a terrorist in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  3. “…you see, in my country, we just put the pages on wheeled kneepads, and…”

  4. Walid Jumblatt, having just seen E.T. demonstrates his favorite scene.

    “Oooouuuuch.”

  5. I just got my hands botoxed and can’t do a thing with them.

  6. Kerry, get your hand off his ass, I saw him first.

  7. He doesn’t speak a drop of english, you distract him and I’ll lift his wallet.

  8. From left to right, the ghosts of Christmas Present, Past, and No Future.

  9. Keep smiling I told him you were Danny Thomas.

  10. I’m not shaking his hand until VK gets around to announcing a winner for this stupid contest.

    :)

  11. Congratualtions, sir. You have the best hair of us all.

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