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January 12, 2007 at 2:45 pm
“When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Heh.”
January 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm
(Thinking) Yawn, this book does nothing for me, I wonder if anyone has the cliff notes.
January 13, 2007 at 9:01 am
“Oh there’s Obama, big ears, big …”
January 13, 2007 at 9:02 am
“This is crap, the Starr Report was steamier.”
January 13, 2007 at 9:04 am
Reporter: “Senator Clinton, does it have a happy ending?”
Hillary: “Not if I can help it.”
January 13, 2007 at 10:20 am
Senator Clinton marks her territory by bending pages over, too.
January 13, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Hillary’s First Jowl Movement.
January 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I have no clue how this ends either.
January 13, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Geez, this starts out. Once upon a time….
January 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Once again the NY Times has mislabeled a photo caption. In fact, this is the Pelosi BEFORE pic.
January 13, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Onlookers surmissed Hillary was taking slow and careful consideration of the Iraqi report. Little did they know that her famous brain was racing along with the repetitious power of a speeding train: “If I could stand by my man, I can stand by the troops…If I could stand by THAT man, the CIC must stand by the troops … If I could…..”
January 13, 2007 at 5:31 pm
You told me this had pictures.
January 13, 2007 at 5:32 pm
What black and white and not read all over?
January 13, 2007 at 5:34 pm
The world’s most famous Yankee Go Home fan cribs for her next appearance.
January 13, 2007 at 5:36 pm
The Iraq Study Group Report, aka, It (Al Qaeda) Takes a Village.
January 13, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Senator Clinton tried not to notice that Stacy and Cliff were coming for her.
chsw
January 13, 2007 at 11:31 pm
My precious.
January 14, 2007 at 12:24 pm
None dared ask Hillary to set the book down and pay attention as no one wanted to come between Iraq and a hard face.
January 14, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Rodney – Good One.
January 15, 2007 at 6:05 am
No wonder Bill diddled Monica…
January 15, 2007 at 10:05 am
I wonder how many votes I am buying by holding this book in this way… Should I hold it more towards the end or the beginning… or the middle? Maybe I should look more thoughtful…
January 15, 2007 at 1:09 pm
“Okay. I wonder if anyone else can smell that. Maybe I can blame it on that bitch Pelosi?”
January 15, 2007 at 1:49 pm
“You’re right, Mr. Simpson. The real killer isn’t named in here.”
January 15, 2007 at 6:48 pm
“Not another Electric Venom caption contest. This book is better anything those losers can come up with.”
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I just can’t help it. Some captions just have to be posted.
January 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
“Our money, or our lives? Hmmmmm……… I’m thinking it over!” (appologies to Jack Benny)
January 16, 2007 at 10:15 am
“I knew Obama wasnt in Iraq!”
January 16, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Correction: My caption should read -
“Senator Clinton tried not to notice that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly were coming for her.”
chsw
January 16, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Fuck it.
Who needs a drink?
January 17, 2007 at 8:29 am
“I’m going to read this whole book! I hate it when people say I never finish anyt…hey, Ed Kennedy has a nice ass…sweet jesus I would like to…ohhh…love those pumps on Pelosi…better not let Bill see her in them…Bill such a dog and I hate…that’s right, I have to get the dog to the vet…what was I doing again?
January 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Alerted by the scent of fear, wattles thrumming, the grizzled predator raises its ancient head and studies the intended prey. It is an effort to feed, but feed it must.
January 19, 2007 at 6:24 am
“I wonder what Kate has…? Hope it isnt contageous.”