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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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	<description>Mid-life crisis, motherhood and martinis</description>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67349</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I wonder what Kate has...? Hope it isnt contageous.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I wonder what Kate has&#8230;? Hope it isnt contageous.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: sig94</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67296</link>
		<dc:creator>sig94</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alerted by the scent of fear, wattles thrumming, the grizzled predator raises its ancient head and studies the intended prey. It is an effort to feed, but feed it must.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alerted by the scent of fear, wattles thrumming, the grizzled predator raises its ancient head and studies the intended prey. It is an effort to feed, but feed it must.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67285</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;m going to read this whole book!  I hate it when people say I never finish anyt...hey, Ed Kennedy has a nice ass...sweet jesus I would like to...ohhh...love those pumps on Pelosi...better not let Bill see her in them...Bill such a dog and I hate...that&#039;s right, I have to get the dog to the vet...what was I doing again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to read this whole book!  I hate it when people say I never finish anyt&#8230;hey, Ed Kennedy has a nice ass&#8230;sweet jesus I would like to&#8230;ohhh&#8230;love those pumps on Pelosi&#8230;better not let Bill see her in them&#8230;Bill such a dog and I hate&#8230;that&#8217;s right, I have to get the dog to the vet&#8230;what was I doing again?</p>
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		<title>By: leelu</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67273</link>
		<dc:creator>leelu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck it.

Who needs a drink?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck it.</p>
<p>Who needs a drink?</p>
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		<title>By: chsw</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67268</link>
		<dc:creator>chsw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Correction:  My caption should read -

&quot;Senator Clinton tried not to notice that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly were coming for her.&quot;

chsw</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Correction:  My caption should read -</p>
<p>&#8220;Senator Clinton tried not to notice that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly were coming for her.&#8221;</p>
<p>chsw</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67257</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I knew &lt;em&gt;Obama&lt;/em&gt; wasnt in Iraq!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I knew <em>Obama</em> wasnt in Iraq!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67255</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Our money, or our lives? Hmmmmm......... I&#039;m thinking it over!&quot;  (appologies to Jack Benny)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Our money, or our lives? Hmmmmm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; I&#8217;m thinking it over!&#8221;  (appologies to Jack Benny)</p>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67242</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Not another Electric Venom caption contest.  This book is better anything those losers can come up with.&quot;


I&#039;m sorry, I&#039;m sorry, I&#039;m sorry.  I just can&#039;t help it.  Some captions just have to be posted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Not another Electric Venom caption contest.  This book is better anything those losers can come up with.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m sorry.  I just can&#8217;t help it.  Some captions just have to be posted.</p>
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		<title>By: wg</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67238</link>
		<dc:creator>wg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;You&#039;re right, Mr. Simpson.  The real killer isn&#039;t named in here.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re right, Mr. Simpson.  The real killer isn&#8217;t named in here.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-11/comment-page-1/#comment-67236</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Okay.  I wonder if anyone else can smell that.  Maybe I can blame it on that bitch Pelosi?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Okay.  I wonder if anyone else can smell that.  Maybe I can blame it on that bitch Pelosi?&#8221;</p>
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