“Even the ‘lectricity needed to run this gigantic projector is nothin’ next to Al Gore’s heated floor. Heh.”

“I look out there at all y’all lil’ people and sometimes I just think, skwishyahead….skwishyahead, like this.”

President Bush signs the Democratic Party’s Imaginary Plan For Iraq with his invisible pencil. Harvey the Rabbit is in the background.

I…did not have sex with that woman. Ms. Lewinsky.

No wait, wrong President.

A gigantic President Bush goes out in style, playing Democrat Lawn Darts with his erstwhile opposition.

All you base are belong to me!

LOL Grim….that’s a good one.

“NI!!!!!! NI!!!!!!”

“And Quit Callin’ me Big Brother”

free beer at my place. just don’t tell dick about it.

Damnit! JP beat me to a “Big Brother” reference.

BAH! Stupid work getting in the way of my blog reading.

And remember, Uhmareica prevails.

MMMMmmm, these look tasty! Which one, though. Hrmmm. Eeny meeny miny mo…

“Aww man… forgot my pen”

Hear that? I’m playing the saddest song on the world’s smallest violin.

“I don’t care, Durante said the treasure is under the big ‘W’ so start digging.”

Much to the chagrin of Democrats, President Bush is still the big man in Washington.

Triple features now playing at the Triplex, Haunted House on the Hill , Psycho 2007 and Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave.

…after I got it out of my nose, I rolled it up in a tiny ball and flicked it at Condi’s head. Heheheheh