Oh Harry! Whisper ‘the war is lost’ in my ear again! It gives me the screaming thigh sweats.

“Did you bring the detonators, Haroun?”

“Harry, the time has come to tell you the truth. Yes, it’s true…you’re my love child with Teddy Kennedy.”

*thought bubble*

Holy shit, you can see out the other side….whaddya know?

Senator Reid, accepting the inevitable, bared his neck and hoped for the best.

Here we have the inevitable results of an unholy conjunction: Lipstick on a pig allied with a venomous invertebrate.

Turkey neckin’

Smooches!!!!!!

Just try & look pretty while I do the talking, ass-wipe.

“Stiffen your spine, Harry! You know the KOS kids are watching!”

Now where’s that hole in his back I stick my hand into.

Geez Harry, ever heard of Head and Shoulders?

Naked Chinese Doggy Style Caption Contest…

Last week’s naked Mexicans caption contest was such a smashing success that Right Pundit continues into the abyss with a full-frontal nudity, shocking doggy style photo of naked Chinese complete animals in a (gasp) zoo.
“In this photo relea…

Saturday Night Caption Contest…

Everybody else does Caption Contests on Fridays or something, I figured why not do them on Saturdays? Besides, no one will bother reading this until tomorrow anyway. Winners will be posted on Tuesday. Other Contests: Electric Venom. Outside the……

Fiscal Discipline? How about some more…traditional discipline? I am from San Fransisco you know.

Harry: “Quid pro quo? I love it when ya talk dirty to me.”

It seems Nancy is double-timing Harry…with none other than John Murtha!

I had to ‘borrow’ that image…for the good of the Country!

Onion? Noooo… garlic though. Heavy.

When the “paln” removes the last 2 obstacles, I won’t veto your bill.