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June 8, 2007 at 7:54 am
“Is this the button that causes your head to explode?”
June 8, 2007 at 8:05 am
Merkel: “OH HAI”
Putin: “Do… Not… Want…”
June 8, 2007 at 9:16 am
Ha! Made ya look!
June 8, 2007 at 9:36 am
“I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you.”
June 8, 2007 at 10:35 am
“Aaaa sweet! Your Radiation warning button is bright yellow!”
June 8, 2007 at 10:36 am
“I think a big bee pooped on you!”
June 8, 2007 at 11:23 am
Hillary: “Hmm, I’ll ask Bill how to get that stain out”
June 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Hey, what does this button do?? teehee. (putin: NOOOOOOOOO…)
June 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm
“You got a little cold war on you right here.”
June 8, 2007 at 5:37 pm
NI!!!!!!
June 8, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Chancellor Merckel, a bit addled by the Russian vodka she’d been served, mistook President Putin for a fondue.
June 8, 2007 at 7:11 pm
1)Puttie. You need Head and Shoulders. Ja?
2)When Hillary flies over on her broom, open the umbrella.
3)If your wife finds my hair on you, it’ll start a war.
4)I must have the name of your tailor. My suit doesn’t fit as nicely as yours.
June 9, 2007 at 7:01 am
“Oooo look… Polonium 210…… psych.”
June 9, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Hmmm, that looks like a blow-up valve.
June 9, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Speak directly into the microphone.
June 12, 2007 at 1:10 am
“You kicked our heinies in WWII but za faderland ist united vonce more,so you’re going down you borscht grubbing son-of-a-bitch!”
June 12, 2007 at 1:15 am
“…Unt anuzer zing,learn how to get za food in your frueken mout,you baldheaded,kgb,hasbeen,basturd!”
June 12, 2007 at 1:18 am
“So,do you oppress around here often ?”
June 12, 2007 at 1:20 am
“Oh look,it’s a commie!”
June 12, 2007 at 1:24 am
The Chancellor wanted to softly caress her guest, but the long campaign had left her with a “permanent point”.
June 12, 2007 at 1:30 am
“Can’t you Ruskies get anything right ?! I told you I was wearing the black number today!”
June 12, 2007 at 1:34 am
“I told you to lay the points and take Germany in the final…Whoa! Wait a minute, you didn’t think I meant to…”
June 12, 2007 at 1:37 am
“I don’t care what that pussy said, I looked into your soul too and it scared the shiza outta me!”
June 12, 2007 at 2:09 am
The voice of Lisa Simpson meets her favorite crusher of the human spirit.
June 13, 2007 at 1:04 am
“Yeah, it was ‘only’ six million but per capita, we still slaughtered at a better pace than you candy-asses!”