“I find your lack of faith….disturbing.”

Quick! I need an old priest and a young priest.

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

My legislative record…well, I. . . I. . . I . . .ah . . . I. . . . ah . . . what was the question again?

Oh God, I do not want to write this… I do not want to write this… I do not want to write this… Ah hell…

“Well, you see, Mr. Clinton, I took a slightly different tactic and held her like this…”

(It could have been much, much worse.)

*I’ll put the pointy ears back on after I do a “mind-meld” to all the voters.
Hmmmm…wonder if I can get Hillary out of her shirt this way while I’m at it?*