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I really fu**ed up

Match.com introduces video dating:
Um…Er….I am single, a Senator, love to go out with my friends, currently running for President, former POW….

Damn, not again!!!

Presidential candidate John McCain bears down during his most recent prostate exam, knowing that a healthy prostate means a happy candidate.

Hmmmm, maybe that fence wasn’t such a bad idea after all…

Golly. Look at all these cameras. And I forgot to pluck my eyebrows again.

Lolipop lolipop, oh loli loli loli, lolipop lolipop…

Mmmmmmm… Diaper warmmmmm.

Your facial expression while doing your buisness in the men’s room.

I am sitting in the oval office and my chief of staff comes in and says, “the Bush staff took all the N’s off the keyboards…”

They didn’t bother to mention the 5,000,000 we got was in pesos not dollars…

Now where’s the TP?

Is this really better than that old V.C. prison cell?

Hmmm. Interesting. My campaign staff is running like hell, my wife isn’t the trophy babe she used to be, and damn…Hillary’s starting to look good to me.

It’s official, I’m losing it. Ping!

Should I go assless or with the snap-on peek-a-boo flap?

To me it looks like this guy is showing the side effects of a stroke.

I can see why most celeb’s do not like the HD type video camera, it tends to pick the most minuet imperfections of one’s face.

Mental note: Do not observe Dubya’s Colonoscopy proceedure again. However, I kinda like it being stuck to him though.

Mmmmm… Donuts

Hmm. Something about the school system. Yeah. Um. Reading?

The importance of being earnest.