Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

John McCain speaking with reporters to complain about a CNN/You Tube debate
(Photo: AP)

Winners announced Monday!

Comments

21 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. I really fu**ed up

  2. Match.com introduces video dating:
    Um…Er….I am single, a Senator, love to go out with my friends, currently running for President, former POW….

  3. Damn, not again!!!

  4. Presidential candidate John McCain bears down during his most recent prostate exam, knowing that a healthy prostate means a happy candidate.

  5. Hmmmm, maybe that fence wasn’t such a bad idea after all…

  6. Golly. Look at all these cameras. And I forgot to pluck my eyebrows again.

  7. Mmmmmmm… Diaper warmmmmm.

  8. Lolipop lolipop, oh loli loli loli, lolipop lolipop…

  9. Your facial expression while doing your buisness in the men’s room.

  10. I am sitting in the oval office and my chief of staff comes in and says, “the Bush staff took all the N’s off the keyboards…”

  11. They didn’t bother to mention the 5,000,000 we got was in pesos not dollars…

  12. Now where’s the TP?

  13. Is this really better than that old V.C. prison cell?

  14. Hmmm. Interesting. My campaign staff is running like hell, my wife isn’t the trophy babe she used to be, and damn…Hillary’s starting to look good to me.

    It’s official, I’m losing it. Ping!

  15. Should I go assless or with the snap-on peek-a-boo flap?

  16. To me it looks like this guy is showing the side effects of a stroke.

    I can see why most celeb’s do not like the HD type video camera, it tends to pick the most minuet imperfections of one’s face.

  17. Mental note: Do not observe Dubya’s Colonoscopy proceedure again. However, I kinda like it being stuck to him though.

  18. Hmm. Something about the school system. Yeah. Um. Reading?

  19. The importance of being earnest.

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