Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

President Bush at a press conference on August 9
(Photo credit: AP/Ron Edwards)

Winners announced Monday!

15 Comments to “Caption Contest”

  1. If I look like Optimus Prime, they might take me seriously.

  2. After seven long years, the president had finally taken enough crap from Helen Thomas

  3. As the president began to respond to ‘get jiggy with it’, the reason for the ‘No Music Allowed’ signs in the press room became painfully obvious

  4. The president has never gotten over the impact that Rock-em Sock-em robots played in his life as a youngster

  5. After one final push, the stomach cramps seemed to subside

  6. Confusing himself once again with President Clinton, Bush describes his relationship with the White House interns

  7. This is how we take the bull by the horns son. I call this doing it ‘Texas Style’.

  8. Confusion erupted when the president became distracted by a ‘sweatin’ with the oldies’ video that was inadvertantly played on the teleprompter

  9. The president became somewhat animated when describing the his desire to become a race car driver when his term expires

  10. And the latest game from Matel for our partisan climate Rock-em Sock-em Politicians.

  11. “I coulda been a contendah.”

  12. “I really should have had more prunes for breakfast this morning. I hate straining to break wind.”

  13. Shhhh!…this is my favorite part. Listen to that drum solo, man.


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