If I look like Optimus Prime, they might take me seriously.

After seven long years, the president had finally taken enough crap from Helen Thomas

As the president began to respond to ‘get jiggy with it’, the reason for the ‘No Music Allowed’ signs in the press room became painfully obvious

The president has never gotten over the impact that Rock-em Sock-em robots played in his life as a youngster

After one final push, the stomach cramps seemed to subside

Confusing himself once again with President Clinton, Bush describes his relationship with the White House interns

This is how we take the bull by the horns son. I call this doing it ‘Texas Style’.

Confusion erupted when the president became distracted by a ’sweatin’ with the oldies’ video that was inadvertantly played on the teleprompter

The president became somewhat animated when describing the his desire to become a race car driver when his term expires

WE WILL BURY YOU!

And the latest game from Matel for our partisan climate Rock-em Sock-em Politicians.

Pump me up!

“I coulda been a contendah.”

“I really should have had more prunes for breakfast this morning. I hate straining to break wind.”

Shhhh!…this is my favorite part. Listen to that drum solo, man.