You did throw away your blue dress right?

This is so much easier than the reach-around method we used to have…

Here’s a joke for you, Rovey. What did Holyfield say when fighting Mike Tyson? Want to know?

Now according to the diary Hillary left behind, once I have hold of them I just squeeze really hard.

Here, let me adjust those for you.

“Just stay away from the pretzels Sir.”

“Mr. President…sir…your right hand…um…that’s not a cigar.”

Now Cough!

Not on the shoes Karl.

is wrong, tears up the AAA for a month or so, and is willing and able to do spot duty behind the proven relievers they might call him up for the stretch and playoffs. Venomous Kate over at Electric Venom is running another link-fest. IMNSHO herCaption Contestsare some of the best on the net.

There, there…don’t worry, you can still come to the wedding.

Ohhh! So those are what people keep telling me I need.

Sir, can I pull that sting one more time, just for old times sake?