Caption Contest!

by Venomous Kate

Donald Rumsfeld
(Photo Credit: Reuters)

Winners announced Monday!

19 Comments to “Caption Contest!”

  1. Wow, I could have had a V-8

  2. Temple, or under the jaw. Decisions, decisions.

  3. Just how many wrinkles are up here? One, two, three… Man – it’s like counting the rings on a tree!

  4. Don’t talk to me…*Loser*

  5. Why did I resign? Because talking to the president made me want to off myself. Why d’ya think?

  6. First we have to…uh….know those things that somebody knew or might possibly know at sometime…um…in the future, and then we’ll know the things we should have known and didn’t…I think. Damn, where’d I put my notes, anyway?

  7. And remember….I’m not just the Defense Secretary, I’m also a client of Hair Club For Men.

  8. Secretary Rumsfeld demonstrates the proper dance to “Click Click Boom”.

  9. Theres nothing in here

  10. So that’s 10 carry the one…boy, math is hard…wish I had more fingers…

  11. …In the shape on an ‘L’ on his…ear?

  12. Maybe if I use this finger, I can claim plausible deniability about flipping off that damn cameraman.


  13. &#9835
    ‘kicked outta the Pentagon, and off Capital Hill
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
    Another Bush Administration war career Kill
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
    Yeah, the MSM had a Thrill, yeah, more grist for the mill.
    and when he talked of unknowns.
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don

    I know what he was thinking with a tear in his eye
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
    Bush got Bob Gates as his new SecDef Guy
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
    Yeah’ with a tear in his eye, Ol’ Rummy said bye bye
    and when he talked of unknowns
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don

    ‘only answered questions along party-line.
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
    They tried to trip him up, but he covered his behin’
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
    Yeah, he responded fine, with the ‘stay-the-course’ line
    and when he talked of unknowns
    Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don

    &#9835

  14. The voices seem to be coming from right about…. here.

  15. “So DAMN! Who’s SANE??”

  16. We make’a this Hussain fella an offer he can’t refuse, right about here. Capisce?

  17. “Yep, taught Tony Soprano everything he knows, one tap right here, they never see it coming.”


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