Wow, I could have had a V-8

Temple, or under the jaw. Decisions, decisions.

Just how many wrinkles are up here? One, two, three… Man – it’s like counting the rings on a tree!

Don’t talk to me…*Loser*

BAM!

Why did I resign? Because talking to the president made me want to off myself. Why d’ya think?

Just shoot me already!

First we have to…uh….know those things that somebody knew or might possibly know at sometime…um…in the future, and then we’ll know the things we should have known and didn’t…I think. Damn, where’d I put my notes, anyway?

And remember….I’m not just the Defense Secretary, I’m also a client of Hair Club For Men.

Secretary Rumsfeld demonstrates the proper dance to “Click Click Boom”.

Theres nothing in here

…In the shape on an ‘L’ on his…ear?

So that’s 10 carry the one…boy, math is hard…wish I had more fingers…

Maybe if I use this finger, I can claim plausible deniability about flipping off that damn cameraman.

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‘kicked outta the Pentagon, and off Capital Hill
Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
Another Bush Administration war career Kill
Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
Yeah, the MSM had a Thrill, yeah, more grist for the mill.
and when he talked of unknowns.
Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don

‘only answered questions along party-line.
Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
They tried to trip him up, but he covered his behin’
Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don
Yeah, he responded fine, with the ’stay-the-course’ line
and when he talked of unknowns
Adieu Don Don Don, Adieu Don Don

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The voices seem to be coming from right about…. here.

“So DAMN! Who’s SANE??”

We make’a this Hussain fella an offer he can’t refuse, right about here. Capisce?

“Yep, taught Tony Soprano everything he knows, one tap right here, they never see it coming.”