*thought bubble over Edwards’ head*
“I’ve heard that if you blow in their ear, they’ll follow you home.”

Barak…..will you marry me?

“I know people. Trust me, they’ll never find her body.”

Slowly Edwards performed the Dementor’s Kiss in hopes of raising his standing.

Politicians, like sharks, have a finely honed sense of smell, and for the same reason.

Edwards: Why yes, Bill Clinton is my hero. How’d you know?

Obama: Because you’re trying to kiss me and your fly is open.

“Coulter is wrong. It’s not Breck, it’s Alberta VO-5.”

“Coulter is wrong. It’s not Breck, it’s Alberta VO-5.”

Dang, that’s funny.

Is that Obsession by Calvin Klein?

“You know I ain’t queer.”

“smooch”
Edwards’ thoughts, “How he will have to take me with him”.

“Blow in my ear, and I will follow you anywhere!”

What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.

♫
Tap three times on the stall floor if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
♫

“..and when you hear the national anthem, do this..”

I got some weed…you want in?

Obama: “You call me Snoop Dogg again infidel and I will keel you.”

Edwards singing in Obamas ear:

“Did you ever know that you’re my heroooooo? You are the wind beneath my wings”

Edwards: “I know what you did last summer!”

I’m sorry John, but it meant nothing to me.

It’s not a big deal- you just put your hand over your heart during the pledge- oops wrong hand

Barak, I’m not like Bob Allen… I WANT to be a statistic… a statistic in a the form of a notch in your belt. TAKE ME NOW, YOU STUD!

Dude…ummmm…Madeline Kahn can see “It’s twoo, it’s twoo.”

(insert the whistled-version of the Andy Griffith Show here…)

“Listen, Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?”