Y….M….C….A….

I….did not have sexual relations….with that guy. Whatever his name was.

Senator Lott demonstrates the Democrat Negotiation Stance, a key element of Liberal-do.

“Okay, okay, I got a joke for you guys….How is a Congressman like a really good book? They both have lots of bent-over pages! Get it? But seriously, folks….”

Nanoo Nanoo

Senator Lott couldn’t understand why the press didn’t want to “get jiggy widdit” too….

Amen, Hallelujah, Thank ya Jesus!

People have got to know whether or not their Senate Minority Whip is a Grand Wizard. Well, I am not a Grand Wizard. Yet?

…and once I start lobbying, my pile of money will be this high and this wide.

Please, please no applause. Throw small bills only. Thank you.

See I can still count my MAJOR screw ups only using 2 hands.

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Copper Pot Caption Contest…

Welcome to the Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits, where the grass is always greener.
“This photo provided by the Florida Highway Patrol shows a State Police cruiser covered with bags of marijuana. The Florida Highway Patrol says any…

Unhand me!

Senator Lott “holds off” his imaginary band of supporters.

♫
Well, you know you make me wanna’
(Shout) Kick my heels up and
(Shout) Throw my hands up and
(Shout) Throw my head back and
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Don’t forget to say you will
♫

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m not going to participate in Drew’s blog contests this month, that guy is a jerk. No really, he visits bloggers every day and then he wants to give away stuff. What a jerk. Nope, not gonna participate in his contests.

maybe he might just be saying, “look, nothing up my sleeve.” I mean really, the guy doesn’t even know me, how does he know I’m a jerk.

“I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”

Are you done yet? I told you I wasn’t smuggling South American gerbals.