No, no. I said mine was this big.

jae’s last blog post..Alvin!

And when I am president, I promise that this will mean 2-1/2 inches and not the 12 inches that men have been telling us it is all this time.

kimsch’s last blog post..Adorable

This is why Monica got the cigar.

really. he’s no prize. it’s only this big.

zoe’s last blog post..Clothing Optional

I don’t publish a list of all my contributors because the stack of questionable ones would be this think.

For the record: I’m a Democrat and I expect her to get the nomination.

I swear, it’s only this big.

As Bill would say, “It’s not the length that counts; its the girth.”

I probably crossed the line there - sorry; this one has so many potential captions.

Bryan’s last blog post..Awesome landscape photos

If you don’t vote for me, I’ll stnad up here and keep going “Skwishyahead! Skwishyahead!”

wg’s last blog post..I can haz gingerbread?

In best ET voice impression….

“oooooooouuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh…”

wg’s last blog post..I can haz gingerbread?

Bill is only “this” big.

Tai-Tai’s last blog post..Merry Christmas

I must have the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

There is reason why so few women run for president. Do you know how difficult it is to put makeup on two faces? It doesn’t matter though. I only have to win by this much to be anointed … I mean, appointed … to rule your world!

Ron’s last blog post..Christmas Thought

I love you all thiiiis much, and that’s why I want to be President.

Kevin’s last blog post..Fred Speaks Candidly

the claw decides

wRitErsbLock’s last blog post..talking to myself

“Rodney Dill?…. Gherkin.”