Caption Contest

Thanks to Anwyn for sending the link to this photo which just begs for a caption, doesn’t it?
Leave yours below in the comment section, and feel free to enter as often as you like. (But do strive to be clever, funny and original, won’t you?)
My favorite three captions will be announced… whenever I damn well feel like it.
I’m squishing your head!
Slobokan’s last blog post..Kittie Allison Dies
Crap! I was going to say the same thing that Slobokan said!
Ok, how about… “Damn, I’m at least a little better than Hilary!”
Nah, Slobokan’s is better.
This is how much I care about those pissant bitter people
Told ya I was only half black.
Xrlq’s last blog post..Putting the “Ick” Back in Democrat-ic
“Yes, it’s really this small, but my wife says size doesn’t matter.”
Joanne’s last blog post..A Birthfather’s Story
“I would say I have about this much credibility with those Americans who are paying any attention at all.”
Timmer’s last blog post..A Taste of Texan Good Stuff
“I once had a ‘distraction’ >this big< … ”
Anwyn’s last blog post..Extortion Artist
“It was so strange: Charlie Gibson was like this, except he was looking through a microscope.”
Gamer’s last blog post..More Ammo for the Drug Warriors
Gee, making shadow puppets is so much fun; much better than trying to talk to those bitter commoners.
Kevin’s last blog post..Rest In Peace Moses
Hillarys dick is this long
Hillary’s is only *this* much bigger than mine.
sarahk’s last blog post..Pathetic
“That’s about how much will be left in your wallet after I get through with the tax code. 40 acres, a mule, and health care for all!”
metal dad’s last blog post..Grind It Down
Barak couldn’t help it. Slowly, he reached one hand forward to grasp the bogey hanging from Hillary’s nose…
wg’s last blog post..Oh, now this is bad news.
Eeeeeelliooooottt……. ooooouuuuuuch..
(ET reference, in case nobody gets that….)
wg’s last blog post..Oh, now this is bad news.
SILENCE!!!! I KEEL Y0U!!!!!
-Obama the Undead Presidential Candidate
wg’s last blog post..Oh, now this is bad news.
I spy with my little eye…
Lattegirrl’s last blog post..Mighty Hunter season is now open!
My experience? about this much.
First Obama gave Hillary “the bird”; now he’s been caught giving her the evil eye!
The mind meld will only hurt this much, so relax… I am a vulcan.