Caption Contest

Sarah Palin

All right, my lovely Venomites, I have another treat for you: the first place winner of this week’s Caption Contest receives a hardcover copy of Chuck Norris’ book, Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America.

So do me proud.

The contest closes Thursday at midnight (Central). The winner will be announced Friday morning.

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25 Responses to “Caption Contest”
Comment by Steve Woodruff
2008-10-01 19:00:58

“Yes, Sam Wyse, I remember the views of Russia from the Shire…”

 
Comment by Kate Subscribed to comments via email
2008-10-01 19:16:14

“I can see the White House from here.”

Kates last blog post..My poor kitty…

 
Comment by wg
2008-10-01 19:50:49

He shall be my squishy. I shall love him, and hug him, and squeeze him, and I shall call him Joe.

wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week

 
Comment by wg
2008-10-01 19:52:06

Little did the hapless Democratic VP candidate realize, Governor Palin’s eyeglasses were not for vision correction…they withheld the devastating force of her gaze from obliterating him.

wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week

 
Comment by wg
2008-10-01 19:53:40

“No, the lipstick is to hide the blood from your neck when I tear our your jugular with my teeth. The hockey mom part was for fun.”

wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week

 
Comment by wg
2008-10-01 19:54:23

“Debate? I kill and eat creatures bigger than your SUV, don’t tell me about debate.”

wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week

 
Comment by ben
2008-10-01 21:00:12

Damn, they’re right… I AM a MILF.

bens last blog post..Decision 2008

 
Comment by Teresa
2008-10-01 22:48:01

Hit me with your best shot.

Teresas last blog post..Let’s All Join Suldog!

 
Comment by Missy
2008-10-01 23:33:25

All others Palin comparison…

 
Comment by infidel
2008-10-02 00:47:40

Ill show that Hillary bitch how its done

 
Comment by Linoge
2008-10-02 06:37:31

“I find your lack of faith… disturbing.”

Sorry. I had to.

Linoges last blog post..The Boy Scout Motto

 
Comment by Timmer
2008-10-02 07:25:05

Hmmm, range about 150 yards, no wind to speak of…I think Todd can make the shot if that moderator gets out of line.

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Comment by Donna Subscribed to comments via email
2008-10-02 08:16:55

No caption here, just got to tell Timmer that I think yours should be the winner. Pefect!

Comment by wg
2008-10-04 13:33:58

I have to agree. lol

wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week

 
 
Comment by Sine Nomine
2008-10-02 08:35:23

“I’ll get YOU my pretty! And your little dog, too!”

 
Comment by Michele
2008-10-02 09:18:43

I am so going to kick your ass,,,

Micheles last blog post..Do You Shred?

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-02 12:20:34

Hmmm.. Does this debate make me look fat?

 
Comment by angelweave
2008-10-02 12:26:58

Go ahead, punk. Make my day.

angelweaves last blog post..Bottled Water

 
Comment by ShyAsrai Subscribed to comments via email
2008-10-02 13:26:13

Hmmm.. which recipe for Stuffed Bidenhead goes best with moose?

 
Comment by Will Wallace
2008-10-02 18:39:35

The serenity of a clear conscience is a beautiful thing

(I know it’s not witty)

 
Comment by Kevin
2008-10-02 19:36:07

You smell that? Do you smell that? Roasted Biden, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of roast Biden in the morning.

Kevins last blog post..CBS Hatchet Job

 
Comment by Jeff
2008-10-02 21:04:15

“I just love it when that hunky Al Gore pulls out his PowerPoint.”

 
Comment by nk
2008-10-03 06:55:44

Timmer kind of beat me to it but here goes anyway: Three clicks elevation, zero windage ….

nks last blog post..Not That I Have Ever Felt Like That

 
Comment by Will Wallace
2008-10-03 08:27:20

Say it isn’t so, Joe

 
Comment by Woody
2008-10-05 21:43:42

Mmmm…. What shall I serve with the roast Joe Biden leftovers….

 

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