Caption Contest

All right, my lovely Venomites, I have another treat for you: the first place winner of this week’s Caption Contest receives a hardcover copy of Chuck Norris’ book, Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America.
So do me proud.
The contest closes Thursday at midnight (Central). The winner will be announced Friday morning.
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“Yes, Sam Wyse, I remember the views of Russia from the Shire…”
“I can see the White House from here.”
Kates last blog post..My poor kitty…
He shall be my squishy. I shall love him, and hug him, and squeeze him, and I shall call him Joe.
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
Little did the hapless Democratic VP candidate realize, Governor Palin’s eyeglasses were not for vision correction…they withheld the devastating force of her gaze from obliterating him.
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
“No, the lipstick is to hide the blood from your neck when I tear our your jugular with my teeth. The hockey mom part was for fun.”
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
“Debate? I kill and eat creatures bigger than your SUV, don’t tell me about debate.”
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
Damn, they’re right… I AM a MILF.
bens last blog post..Decision 2008
Hit me with your best shot.
Teresas last blog post..Let’s All Join Suldog!
All others Palin comparison…
Ill show that Hillary bitch how its done
“I find your lack of faith… disturbing.”
Sorry. I had to.
Linoges last blog post..The Boy Scout Motto
Hmmm, range about 150 yards, no wind to speak of…I think Todd can make the shot if that moderator gets out of line.
Timmers last blog post..An Old Mission Church Half Tumbled Down - Part Two
No caption here, just got to tell Timmer that I think yours should be the winner. Pefect!
I have to agree. lol
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
“I’ll get YOU my pretty! And your little dog, too!”
I am so going to kick your ass,,,
Micheles last blog post..Do You Shred?
Hmmm.. Does this debate make me look fat?
Go ahead, punk. Make my day.
angelweaves last blog post..Bottled Water
Hmmm.. which recipe for Stuffed Bidenhead goes best with moose?
The serenity of a clear conscience is a beautiful thing
(I know it’s not witty)
You smell that? Do you smell that? Roasted Biden, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of roast Biden in the morning.
Kevins last blog post..CBS Hatchet Job
“I just love it when that hunky Al Gore pulls out his PowerPoint.”
Timmer kind of beat me to it but here goes anyway: Three clicks elevation, zero windage ….
nks last blog post..Not That I Have Ever Felt Like That
Say it isn’t so, Joe
Mmmm…. What shall I serve with the roast Joe Biden leftovers….