All right, my lovely Venomites, I have another treat for you: the first place winner of this week’s Caption Contest receives a hardcover copy of Chuck Norris’ book, Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America.
So do me proud.
The contest closes Thursday at midnight (Central). The winner will be announced Friday morning.
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October 1, 2008 at 7:00 pm
“Yes, Sam Wyse, I remember the views of Russia from the Shire…”
October 1, 2008 at 7:50 pm
He shall be my squishy. I shall love him, and hug him, and squeeze him, and I shall call him Joe.
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
October 1, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Little did the hapless Democratic VP candidate realize, Governor Palin’s eyeglasses were not for vision correction…they withheld the devastating force of her gaze from obliterating him.
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
October 1, 2008 at 7:53 pm
“No, the lipstick is to hide the blood from your neck when I tear our your jugular with my teeth. The hockey mom part was for fun.”
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
October 1, 2008 at 7:54 pm
“Debate? I kill and eat creatures bigger than your SUV, don’t tell me about debate.”
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
October 1, 2008 at 7:16 pm
“I can see the White House from here.”
Kates last blog post..My poor kitty…
October 1, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Damn, they’re right… I AM a MILF.
bens last blog post..Decision 2008
October 1, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Hit me with your best shot.
Teresas last blog post..Let’s All Join Suldog!
October 1, 2008 at 11:33 pm
All others Palin comparison…
October 2, 2008 at 12:47 am
Ill show that Hillary bitch how its done
October 2, 2008 at 6:37 am
“I find your lack of faith… disturbing.”
Sorry. I had to.
Linoges last blog post..The Boy Scout Motto
October 2, 2008 at 7:25 am
Hmmm, range about 150 yards, no wind to speak of…I think Todd can make the shot if that moderator gets out of line.
Timmers last blog post..An Old Mission Church Half Tumbled Down – Part Two
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 am
No caption here, just got to tell Timmer that I think yours should be the winner. Pefect!
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 am
“I’ll get YOU my pretty! And your little dog, too!”
October 2, 2008 at 9:18 am
I am so going to kick your ass,,,
Micheles last blog post..Do You Shred?
October 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Hmmm.. Does this debate make me look fat?
October 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Go ahead, punk. Make my day.
angelweaves last blog post..Bottled Water
October 2, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Hmmm.. which recipe for Stuffed Bidenhead goes best with moose?
October 2, 2008 at 6:39 pm
The serenity of a clear conscience is a beautiful thing
(I know it’s not witty)
October 2, 2008 at 7:36 pm
You smell that? Do you smell that? Roasted Biden, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of roast Biden in the morning.
Kevins last blog post..CBS Hatchet Job
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
“I just love it when that hunky Al Gore pulls out his PowerPoint.”
October 3, 2008 at 6:55 am
Timmer kind of beat me to it but here goes anyway: Three clicks elevation, zero windage ….
nks last blog post..Not That I Have Ever Felt Like That
October 3, 2008 at 8:27 am
Say it isn’t so, Joe
October 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I have to agree. lol
wgs last blog post..Badass Of The Week
October 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Mmmm…. What shall I serve with the roast Joe Biden leftovers….