“Don’t tell me I’m not wearing my tie right. Don’t tell me this is a ’socialist” tie!”

or

“Your Mom’s a socialist.”

or

Obama stands before his supporters for the war against Fox News (photo courtesy of Fox News.)

The answers, my friends, are blowing in the wind.

There is absolutely no truth to the assertions that all indicators point to a leftward movement in my administration.

If you experience your tie pointing sideways for more than four hours, contact your dry cleaner

When I open my mouth a lot of hot air comes out.

I’d read it on Facebook, if SOMEBODY would accept the friend request I sent. lol

I’m out of practice on the captions, tho.

I love reading the captions! You guys are hilarious.

Obama channels Dilbert

My vote goes to Will’s entry. LOL!!

Don’t worry; we’ll photoshop the tie down when we add the thousands of adoring fans behind him.

“Not to worry, Mr. Axelrod… to get the maximum possible impact for each phrase of empty rhetoric, we’ve programmed his tie to indicate which prompter he ought to face.”

Will is right!

Ike is #2

Why are you folks voting on the winner? Need I remind you, this space isn’t a democracy — it’s a benevolent Bitchtatorship.

But, yeah, Will’s a hoot. Love all of ‘em so far. Keep them coming!

Being unable to post images directly I offer my “graphical comment” here

[...] The original photo caption contest is found here [...]

“While he never complained, President Obama disliked having to stand to the right of Vice-President Biden during joint speaking engagements.”

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Figure 3b. Atypical pinocchism with no nasal deformity.

“Nobody gets too much Heaven no more,” asserted the President, who is a woman’s man with plenty of time to talk.

Where’s my American flag tie tack?