“Think of it as the original hockey stick. I know Tipper does.”

“The glaciers are now no larger than this.”

The newest ballon in the Macys parade was met with mixed reviews

With God as my witness, I thought that turkeys could swim in the rising sea levels from the Arctic ice melt.

“Whoa whoa chill my beyotches … Climategate Shmimategate … I invented Hopenhagen!”

“I said ‘LET THERE BE WARMING!’ dammit!”

This is lame but:

“December 15, 2020: Now wait just a minute, I didn’t say global global warming.”

“Wanna get away?”

“Back when I was pretending to grow up in Tennessee while going to DC prep schools, my nanna gave me this bit of wisdom: Never let leaked messages from a whistle-blower get in the way of a potentially-lucrative narrative.”

Whoa, Whoa,WHOA! I didn’t say I caused global warming. I said I invented global warming.

May my blessings be upon your drowning polar bears.

“Nah. Cut it out. Back off. This cold snap ISN’T MY FAULT!”

I did not have sexual relations with that data.

What I told you was the truth – from a certain point of view.

No, the rumors that I was born 9 months after the crash at Roswell are simply not true.

This is not an entry but just wondering if and when you’ll ever announce the results? “I GOTS TO KNOW”

Seriously? You ALL came on private jets and you ALL rented limos? Nobody thought to car pool?

“Hold on a minute! Settle down! There is still money to be made with this Global Warming project. There are still a lot of people buying into it. And, we have a lot of help in the White House and Congress.”

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