Well, it’s the Memorial Day weekend, which means that I have a house full of people, a cooler full of booze, a stove-top that’s sizzling with things that smell good, and a very short attention span.
Since it’s time for the weekly Caption Contest — and since I’m lazy — this seems like the perfect day to go trolling for promo slugs to use on this page. So here’s your mission — caption this:
Winners — along with those who’ve pissed me off — will be announced Monday.
UPDATE: Find more caption fun at The Daily Brief!
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May 26, 2006 at 2:45 pm
“Billboard space immediately available.”
May 26, 2006 at 3:33 pm
The hottest MILF in the blogosphere!
Sorry, first thing that came to mind.
May 26, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Hey, do I sound like I’m offended? ;D
May 26, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Love her, hate her, it doesn’t matter as long as you worship her.
May 26, 2006 at 6:22 pm
“Yeah, I’m a bitch. So what’s your point?”
May 26, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Damn it Toto! We are TOO back in KANSAS!!!
May 27, 2006 at 11:32 am
“You want to do what to me?!?!? I’m sorry, you must have me confused with that skank ‘Poisonous Kate’ from a few blogs down.”
May 27, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Floats like a butterfly,
bites like an Electric Chair.
May 27, 2006 at 4:47 pm
“I do like variety, but its still not Eclectic Venom.”
May 28, 2006 at 11:32 am
“Really, Dahling! Autographs are later.”
“I’ll take my usual martini.”
“Ever seen a snake swallow its prey?”
*That’ll be taken wrong in so many ways.*
Your choice of caption.
May 28, 2006 at 2:50 pm
“Shaken AND Stirred”
May 28, 2006 at 8:20 pm
“Kneel so I can look you in the eye.”
Sorry, Kate….the opportunity was too good to miss.
May 28, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Yes? You have my drink?
May 29, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Electric Venom — 10 times the Jolt of Organic Venom.
May 30, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Yeah, I home school my school my kids, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to churn your better or raise your barn, you Amish freak!
June 1, 2006 at 2:15 am
Venom Martini… Stiring not shaken.
June 1, 2006 at 11:13 pm
“Honey? Shut up before I get pissed and hurt you.”
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