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Winners announced Monday.
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December 1, 2006 at 7:40 am
The Wine Pool Party went swimmingly until his mother noticed the wine turning orange in front of little Akira.
December 1, 2006 at 7:40 am
December 1, 2006 at 7:41 am
Oops…my last comment was blank…I stupidly add angled brackets…I was asking a question about what happened to the winners of the last caption contest?
December 1, 2006 at 8:20 am
I fed them to the snake pit.
No, seriously, didn’t I post them? I’ll have to look.
December 1, 2006 at 10:19 am
Well, they always say that red wine has to breathe, and what better way than making the people drink it help it out some?
December 1, 2006 at 11:32 am
Honey, I’m just going over to Cheryl’s for a bottle of wine.
December 1, 2006 at 11:36 am
With Gulliver passed out, the Lilliputians would never forget this particular Christmas party…
December 1, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Initial attempts at creating a uniquely Asian bubbly did not go well.
December 1, 2006 at 12:02 pm
“Yeah, we didn’t get that whole twelve-plagues thing, so instead of the river, we decided to go with the pool.”
December 1, 2006 at 12:04 pm
After local wine conossioeurs described the Japanese Pinot Noir as tasting like “ass”, the vintner decided to try another tack.
December 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Staying true to the stereotype, overworked Japanese grape-stompers stay on the job way too long.
December 1, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Sure they are happy as clams now, wait till Godzilla shows up.
December 2, 2006 at 10:12 am
Even if I can’t think of a caption right off the bat, I do love being made to laugh out loud by the captions of others! In this case, wg’s “wine tastes like ass” got me.
December 2, 2006 at 11:23 am
Man in Middle: “Would anyone like a little more of the bubbly?”
Rest of Group: “NOOOOOOOO!!!!”
December 2, 2006 at 2:46 pm
“Spaulding, look out!”
December 2, 2006 at 2:47 pm
This wine certainly has plenty of bodies.
December 2, 2006 at 3:18 pm
At a pool party for the newly renamed Nippon Valley Wine Makers Consortium, the new owners toast Gov. Arnie, and show their thanks, for his wonderful International Trade abilities.
December 2, 2006 at 3:36 pm
When asked what the name of the new wine was..their minds just went ‘Blanc’.
December 2, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Lady in back: “When you said you wanted to get me in the saki, naturally I thought….”
December 2, 2006 at 5:05 pm
Well wine definitely doesn’t go with Baby Ruth
December 2, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Although I am inept at this I just want to say that everyone one of these captions cracked me up!! What a clever group of hooligans!
December 3, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Hey, isn’t it supposed to be WHITE with fish?
I know, bad sergeant, no donut.
December 3, 2006 at 2:09 pm
What happens in Anne Rice’s jacuzzi, stays in Anne Rice’s jacuzzi…
December 3, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Oh my, I don’t think that’s a cork.
December 4, 2006 at 7:02 pm
The definition of “legs” as applied to wine lost something in translation.
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