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December 8, 2006 at 12:36 am
1. If Kerry says ONE more stupid thing, you’ll forget YEAARRGHHH, right?
2. So the proctologist said to me….
December 8, 2006 at 1:54 am
Nanoo Nanoo!
December 8, 2006 at 1:54 am
Look at this face. Right here. Does this look like the face of a crazy man?
…wait, don’t answer that.
December 8, 2006 at 1:55 am
Howard Dean inadvertently points out who the dumbest person in the room is, while speaking to journalists.
December 8, 2006 at 1:55 am
Of course I know my ass from a hole in the….look, this right here is my ass. Cause I know my ass.
December 8, 2006 at 1:56 am
In fact, Bob, I actually don’t have any upper teeth; my advisors tell me this is an environmental adaptation.
December 8, 2006 at 1:57 am
Look, he said he had only one drink…now would you let that Chappaquidick thing go already?
December 8, 2006 at 1:58 am
My chances of ever coming near getting the Presidency again? Um…..
December 8, 2006 at 1:58 am
Our victory strategy for Iraq involves some sitting and spinning…like so.
December 8, 2006 at 1:59 am
Howard the Duck speaking to reporters about his eventual trip home.
December 8, 2006 at 2:11 am
“I’ve got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.”
(and yes, I know that’s from Black Adder, but it seemed too good to pass up…)
December 8, 2006 at 2:11 am
“The same thing we do every four years, Pinky….try to take over the government.”
December 8, 2006 at 2:12 am
“Sssshhhh…not so loud. The guy right…over…there…is listening.”
December 8, 2006 at 6:58 am
Do not heckle me sir! I repeat do not heckle me sir. I’ve been trained by Michael Richards on how to handle to pricks.
December 8, 2006 at 7:00 am
Do not heckle me sir! I repeat do not heckle me sir. I’ve been trained by Michael Richards on how to handle you pricks.
December 8, 2006 at 7:01 am
“Pull my finger..”
December 8, 2006 at 7:31 am
This… THIS… is the very finger I used to give myself the UFIA that caused the famous scream.
December 8, 2006 at 9:11 am
“As you can see by my face, I have recently hit a wall.”
December 8, 2006 at 9:12 am
“Do not ask to smell my finger, for it smells of Al Gore.”
December 8, 2006 at 10:26 am
As of last November 7th, We’re number one! And the Republicans? They Lost! YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
December 8, 2006 at 11:21 am
No Officer, I will not put my finger in my mouth!
December 8, 2006 at 11:52 am
“First of all, let me welcome the delegate who was able to attend tonight…”
December 8, 2006 at 1:39 pm
“This little Gospel light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine. This little Gospel light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine. This little Gospel light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine. Let it shine, all the time, let it shine!”
December 8, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Uhm… I think I just did… “Number One”…
December 8, 2006 at 5:02 pm
“Yes, I am constipated and No, these things don’t just normally work themselves out.”
December 8, 2006 at 10:38 pm
Am I qualified to be president? Well no, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn….once.
December 9, 2006 at 6:08 am
What do you mean? I AM smiling, see?
December 9, 2006 at 9:02 am
One moment please. I have this horrendous gas bubble I just must pass…ARRRRGGGGHHHHH…Now, what was your question?
December 10, 2006 at 9:30 am
I said no crotch shots, point that camera up here.
December 11, 2006 at 9:04 am
(singing the finale from the Chorus Line)…
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