Mental Floss

As a joke, someone switched Chen’s rubber snake with a real one.

After I get over my extreme puzzlement as to what exactly this photo portrays, I will try to think of a caption. (Right now, all I can think is “WTF?!?”)

I am NEVER eating at Taco Bell again!

“Which way did he go?”

Tommy C. tries out for chief Democratic Spinmiester.

He ended up losing to Jacques who exuded yellow-bellied snakes from 3 orifaces while reciting the Inshallah in broken French. His tryout was deemed too graphic for public release.

wonders where the F’in Menorah is, Willisms keeps his enemies closer. The Man is on a death watch march. Bullwinkle is looking for one with four wheel drive. The Gone Rick Motel in contemplating the naughty list.Electric Venomis trying to pull a fast one. RightLinx has Shanghai’ed Christmas. Right Pundits wants some more Santa Bear-Claws. Brainfuel is looking for number one son. Bagel Blogger is ducking charges of racism.

…and here we have our next exhibit, the Asian Nasal Worm (not to be confused with the western Hog Nose Snake…)

I think it’s time for a few links to other sites I’ve found interesting. Kate has a seriously funny/gross image for her most recentcaption contest. It’s well-worth a look. Go see. You won’t believe this image. Nor will you believe the blog entry that goes with it. (Not work safe!) Here you go! Gordon Atkinson and his first entry on How to Read the Bible

Snake Demonstrates pulling a chen through his nose.

Sometimes it’s more than just a bad hair day.

“The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.”

Notice the placement of his other fingers, especially the pinkies, for an example of proper etiquette whilst ramming a snake in your nose and out your mouth. The man may be an idiot, but he is a sophisticated one.