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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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	<description>Mid-life crisis, motherhood and martinis</description>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64132</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Notice the placement of his other fingers, especially the pinkies, for an example of proper etiquette whilst ramming a snake in your nose and out your mouth.  The man may be an idiot, but he is a sophisticated one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notice the placement of his other fingers, especially the pinkies, for an example of proper etiquette whilst ramming a snake in your nose and out your mouth.  The man may be an idiot, but he is a sophisticated one.</p>
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		<title>By: Maggie</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64126</link>
		<dc:creator>Maggie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,<br />
The worms play pinochle on your snout.<br />
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,<br />
They eat the jelly between your toes.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Maggie</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64125</link>
		<dc:creator>Maggie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes it&#039;s more than just a bad hair day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s more than just a bad hair day.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64124</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snake Demonstrates pulling a chen through his nose.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snake Demonstrates pulling a chen through his nose.</p>
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		<title>By: serr8d</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64085</link>
		<dc:creator>serr8d</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 00:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...and here we have our next exhibit, the Asian Nasal  Worm (not to be confused with the western Hog Nose Snake...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;and here we have our next exhibit, the Asian Nasal  Worm (not to be confused with the western Hog Nose Snake&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>By: http://www.elephantsordonkeys.com</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-85736</link>
		<dc:creator>http://www.elephantsordonkeys.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;!--%kramer-pre%--&gt;wonders where the F’in Menorah is, Willisms keeps his enemies closer. The Man is on a death watch march. Bullwinkle is looking for one with four wheel drive. The Gone Rick Motel in contemplating the naughty list.Electric Venomis trying to pull a fast one. RightLinx has Shanghai’ed Christmas. Right Pundits wants some more Santa Bear-Claws. Brainfuel is looking for number one son. Bagel Blogger is ducking charges of racism.&lt;!--%kramer-post%--&gt;</description>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64084</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tommy C. tries out for chief Democratic Spinmiester.

He ended up losing to Jacques who exuded yellow-bellied snakes from 3 orifaces while reciting the Inshallah in broken French.  His tryout was deemed too graphic for public release.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tommy C. tries out for chief Democratic Spinmiester.</p>
<p>He ended up losing to Jacques who exuded yellow-bellied snakes from 3 orifaces while reciting the Inshallah in broken French.  His tryout was deemed too graphic for public release.</p>
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		<title>By: ruminator</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64083</link>
		<dc:creator>ruminator</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Which way did he go?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Which way did he go?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Di</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64080</link>
		<dc:creator>Di</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am NEVER eating at Taco Bell again!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am NEVER eating at Taco Bell again!</p>
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		<title>By: terry</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/time-wasting-bites/caption-contest-9/comment-page-1/#comment-64077</link>
		<dc:creator>terry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After I get over my extreme puzzlement as to what exactly this photo portrays, I will try to think of a caption. (Right now, all I can think is &quot;WTF?!?&quot;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After I get over my extreme puzzlement as to what exactly this photo portrays, I will try to think of a caption. (Right now, all I can think is &#8220;WTF?!?&#8221;)</p>
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