Caption Contest: The Face That Launched A Thousand Quips

by Venomous Kate

Hillary

Have at her. Winners announced when I’m done laughing!

32 Responses to “Caption Contest: The Face That Launched A Thousand Quips”

  1. VoteForTheWorst.com takes on a new project.

  2. NOOOOO MOOOORE WIIIIIRE HAAAANNNNGGGGEEEERRRSSSSS!

  3. Garlic for lunch, can you tell?

  4. Poor, Poor Hillary. Her Mother warned her, make a face and it will stay like that.

  5. …”Devil with the Blue Dress, Devil with the Blue Dress On…“…SOMEBODY STOP THE MUZAK!!!!

  6. KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
    KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Hillary realized with sudden horror that what was poking her in the ass wasn’t Bill’s cigar.

  8. Boopsie was no longer a suitable host for Hunk-Ra, but he didn’t have to look far for a new, suitable host body.

  9. “Gollum……gollum….”

  10. Some pictures are worth 1002 words.

  11. I WILL KILL YOU!

  12. “When I say D-Cells, I mean D-Cells, dammit!”

  13. I’m Melting, I’m Melting

  14. Lips over teeth you say, but this is how I’ve always done it.

  15. (with apologies to McCain)

    I’M TELLING YOU, GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX!!!!!

  16. It’s a little-known fact that the young Hillary was a stand-in for Linda Blair in “Exorcist.”

  17. “What do you mean, I’ve been voted off the island?”

  18. Hillary to her Dental Hygienist: “You can’t handle the TOOTH!!!!!!”

  19. What do you mean: “It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is?”

  20. “Kill the wabbit, KILL THE WABBIT…”

  21. WHO invited MONICA!!!???

  22. “Give me the Necronomicon!!!!”

  23. “I vant to suck your bloooooooooood!”

    **just as an aside, I can’t resist the urge to Photoshop this one…I’ll email it to you when it’s done, Kate….**

  24. hee hee….check your mail. >:)

  25. “I’m not just a bitch, I’m THE Bitch and it’s Ms. Bitch to You !!!!!”

  26. BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!

  27. “Need… more…. Easter… Bunny… ears… YYAAARRRGGH!”

  28. Hillary slowly unhinged her jaw and widened her mouth. The other woman finally noticed her peril, but it was too late. Much, much too late.

  29. “I’ll get you and your little dog too!”

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