Caption Contest – The Monday Edition
Photo Credit: Brian Snyder/Reuters
It’s time for another Caption Contest. This time, our subjects are Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama. The picture above shows the pair at a Democratic presidential candidates’ debate at Saint Anselm College in New Hampshire.
Make up your own caption and leave it in the comments. Winners announced Thursday!
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(Hillary)be
When I’m finished with your ass, you’ll be shining shoes at O’Hare and happy about it.
Barack: Have you ever seen “Mandingo?”
I’ll show you my Socialized Healthcare plan if you show me yours!!
Barack Obama is seen here looking through Hillary Clinton’s ear and seeing out the other side.
“Yeah, I’ve heard that about you black men. But don’t you know the real reason my husband is considered ‘the first black President’?”
“Well, okay, if you like, but shouldn’t we be screwing the country first?”
“This is my special blue tie. I’ll never wash it.”
Obama: “Your chair vibrates?”
And the winner in “The most masculine person in the debate” competition went to Mrs. Clinton for the 2nd straight time.
“Hey mama,I got some Colt 45 on ice and Mr. Luther Vandross on a continuous real back at da crib.
Whadda ya say we lose these jerks and go get our freak on ?”
“Actually, I’m incapeable of crossing my legs. Ya wanna guess why…Hot mama !?”
B.O. thinking: “What’s that say ? ‘M A D E IN CH-I-NA’ Oh my God ! I’ve got to tell someone !”
Micro-speaker in Mrs. C’s neck: “We know what you’re thinking. Just act normal,and no harm will come to your family.”
“So,do you campaign around here much ?”
Not realizing that Obama was a gifted ventriloquist, Mrs. Clinton soon found herself clucking like a chicken and doing the Meg Ryan scene from that old movie. Being a good sport though, the cheerful Mrs. C laughed it off later while watching the freashman Senator getting “the full nugget treatment” at the Tyson plant after the debate.
“Don’t you know baby ? Once you go Barak, you never go back.”
Mrs. C: “Does the name Vince Foster mean anything to you ?”
“I’ll sit any damn way I want to woman! HAH! I told that Bee-otch!” – Barak said in his inside voice.
“Yes, and thank you for that question Wolf, YOU RIGHT WING CONSPIRATOR!(SS men jump up & drag Wolfy away) Just be calm everyone, as long as nobody else has conspired against me or my husband,or thought such thoughts, Mr. Blitzer will be the only one leaving for the ‘John Cougar ReEducation Camp’.
This has been an activity of the Emergency Fairness Doctrine Act.If you were in violation of ‘The Act’, you would already be sedated and under professional care for your own good. This was only necessary for the good of the people.”
Oh my god, her nose really does grow longer each time she opens her mouth.
Barack: OK let me say it one more time “Cut and Run”.
Hillary: I just love it when you talk dirty to me.