Photo Credit: Brian Snyder/Reuters
It’s time for another Caption Contest. This time, our subjects are Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama. The picture above shows the pair at a Democratic presidential candidates’ debate at Saint Anselm College in New Hampshire.
Make up your own caption and leave it in the comments. Winners announced Thursday!
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June 4, 2007 at 3:27 pm
(Hillary)be
When I’m finished with your ass, you’ll be shining shoes at O’Hare and happy about it.
June 4, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Barack: Have you ever seen “Mandingo?”
June 4, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I’ll show you my Socialized Healthcare plan if you show me yours!!
June 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Barack Obama is seen here looking through Hillary Clinton’s ear and seeing out the other side.
June 4, 2007 at 6:22 pm
“Yeah, I’ve heard that about you black men. But don’t you know the real reason my husband is considered ‘the first black President’?”
June 4, 2007 at 7:39 pm
“Well, okay, if you like, but shouldn’t we be screwing the country first?”
June 4, 2007 at 11:16 pm
“This is my special blue tie. I’ll never wash it.”
June 4, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Obama: “Your chair vibrates?”
June 5, 2007 at 12:03 am
And the winner in “The most masculine person in the debate” competition went to Mrs. Clinton for the 2nd straight time.
June 5, 2007 at 12:14 am
“Hey mama,I got some Colt 45 on ice and Mr. Luther Vandross on a continuous real back at da crib.
Whadda ya say we lose these jerks and go get our freak on ?”
June 5, 2007 at 12:17 am
“Actually, I’m incapeable of crossing my legs. Ya wanna guess why…Hot mama !?”
June 5, 2007 at 12:28 am
B.O. thinking: “What’s that say ? ‘M A D E IN CH-I-NA’ Oh my God ! I’ve got to tell someone !”
Micro-speaker in Mrs. C’s neck: “We know what you’re thinking. Just act normal,and no harm will come to your family.”
June 5, 2007 at 12:32 am
“So,do you campaign around here much ?”
June 5, 2007 at 12:42 am
Not realizing that Obama was a gifted ventriloquist, Mrs. Clinton soon found herself clucking like a chicken and doing the Meg Ryan scene from that old movie. Being a good sport though, the cheerful Mrs. C laughed it off later while watching the freashman Senator getting “the full nugget treatment” at the Tyson plant after the debate.
June 5, 2007 at 12:44 am
“Don’t you know baby ? Once you go Barak, you never go back.”
June 5, 2007 at 12:47 am
Mrs. C: “Does the name Vince Foster mean anything to you ?”
June 5, 2007 at 12:53 am
“I’ll sit any damn way I want to woman! HAH! I told that Bee-otch!” – Barak said in his inside voice.
June 5, 2007 at 1:05 am
“Yes, and thank you for that question Wolf, YOU RIGHT WING CONSPIRATOR!(SS men jump up & drag Wolfy away) Just be calm everyone, as long as nobody else has conspired against me or my husband,or thought such thoughts, Mr. Blitzer will be the only one leaving for the ‘John Cougar ReEducation Camp’.
This has been an activity of the Emergency Fairness Doctrine Act.If you were in violation of ‘The Act’, you would already be sedated and under professional care for your own good. This was only necessary for the good of the people.”
June 5, 2007 at 7:04 am
Oh my god, her nose really does grow longer each time she opens her mouth.
June 6, 2007 at 11:00 am
Barack: OK let me say it one more time “Cut and Run”.
Hillary: I just love it when you talk dirty to me.