Comments on: Caption Contest – The Monday Edition

By: Ed

Ed — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:00:00 +0000

Barack: OK let me say it one more time “Cut and Run”.

Hillary: I just love it when you talk dirty to me.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:04:02 +0000

Oh my god, her nose really does grow longer each time she opens her mouth.

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:05:36 +0000

“Yes, and thank you for that question Wolf, YOU RIGHT WING CONSPIRATOR!(SS men jump up & drag Wolfy away) Just be calm everyone, as long as nobody else has conspired against me or my husband,or thought such thoughts, Mr. Blitzer will be the only one leaving for the ‘John Cougar ReEducation Camp’.
This has been an activity of the Emergency Fairness Doctrine Act.If you were in violation of ‘The Act’, you would already be sedated and under professional care for your own good. This was only necessary for the good of the people.”

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:53:38 +0000

“I’ll sit any damn way I want to woman! HAH! I told that Bee-otch!” – Barak said in his inside voice.

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:47:09 +0000

Mrs. C: “Does the name Vince Foster mean anything to you ?”

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:44:36 +0000

“Don’t you know baby ? Once you go Barak, you never go back.”

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:42:44 +0000

Not realizing that Obama was a gifted ventriloquist, Mrs. Clinton soon found herself clucking like a chicken and doing the Meg Ryan scene from that old movie. Being a good sport though, the cheerful Mrs. C laughed it off later while watching the freashman Senator getting “the full nugget treatment” at the Tyson plant after the debate.

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:32:22 +0000

“So,do you campaign around here much ?”

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:28:45 +0000

B.O. thinking: “What’s that say ? ‘M A D E IN CH-I-NA’ Oh my God ! I’ve got to tell someone !”
Micro-speaker in Mrs. C’s neck: “We know what you’re thinking. Just act normal,and no harm will come to your family.”

By: pudge

pudge — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:17:56 +0000

“Actually, I’m incapeable of crossing my legs. Ya wanna guess why…Hot mama !?”