Caption Contest: The Sanjaya Edition

by Venomous Kate

Sanjaya sings on American Idol

Winners announced Sunday.

22 Responses to “Caption Contest: The Sanjaya Edition”

  1. Damn. Thanks, Kate. Now I can’t get the sound of white noise and screeching tires out of my head.

  2. Somebody get this chicken off my head!!!!

  3. In contrast to the skateboard king, this is the pony hawk!

  4. Suddenly the words to ‘Louie, Louie’ made sense.

  5. Sanjaya take to the political stage with ‘Obama rama ding dong.’

  6. Fuller Corporation chose to purchase more ads for next show.

  7. “No I’m not really a singer, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

  8. Hairdo-over VK passed on.

  9. Time Elapsed: 14 minutes, 30 seconds….

  10. Another week! I made it another week! Tony Bennett songs! I am so there!

  11. Proof positive that aliens are alive and well and living among us.

  12. Sanjaya reveals, at last, his inner superhero Big Hair Man. Unfortunately, his bout with Venom didn’t go well. :D

  13. DRUDGEBREAKING: Sanjaya’s butchering ‘Wooly Bully’ into mad cow elicited the response from Simon, “Looks like another one hit blunder by Sanj the Sham and the hair rows.”

  14. The best way to hear Sanjaya’s performances…Hit the Mute Button.

  15. With hair-raising fright and a scream of absolute terror (which caused teenie girls to swoon, unfortunately) Sanjaya realized that the microphone was Crazy Glued to his chin.

  16. #&9835
    Paula, Simon, and Ra-andy
    Sit together in harsh acrimony,
    Side by side on the Idol Judge board,
    Oh, Lord, get votes for me.

    #&9835

    (sung to Ebony and Ivory, if you can call it singing)

  17. I meant ‘♫’, I switched the & and the # around

  18. Sanjaya (Singing Boy George tune): “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?”
    Audience: (in unison) “YES!!!!”

  19. As he watched his television, Sideshow Bob realized that there might be some merit to this paternity suit after all…

  20. Hi,
    I am not bright enough to “caption”
    Can I submit my photoshop and caption.
    And I have to admit I am lazy as well so I submitted the same entry to The Gone Rick Motel.
    I also do not know how to use html codes.
    http://keeskennis.blogspot.com.....st-ii.html

    Thanks
    KeesKennis

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