The “How Small Are My Chances in 2008″ Caption Contest is over. The winners are:

First Place – Taste Like Crazy with “My penis is this big.”

Second Place – Anne with “Please take this much off the sides. For $4,000, it shouldn’t look like I’ve had a haircut.”

Honorable Mention – Rodney Dill with:
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning – very very frightening me
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Look for another Caption Contest tonight!