Photo: Jon Reid

The “Smile When You Say ‘Oscar Award Winner’, Dammit!” Caption Contest is over. The winners are:

First Place: WG with “I did not have sex with that woman, either.”

Second Place: Slobokan with “Who’s Your Daddy?”

Honorable Mention: PJ with “”You wanna see greenhouse gases? PULL MY FINGER!”

Meanwhile, I’d like to take this moment to praise Congress for bucking the trend and not awarding Al Gore the Congressional Medal of Honor. An Emmy, an Oscar and the Nobel Peace Prize are more than enough. I mean that.

Thanks to everyone who played along. Look for another Caption Contest this Friday!