The winner (despite your “votes”) is:
Schizoid with:
Figure 3b. Atypical pinocchism with no nasal deformity.
Honorable mentions:
Will with:
If you experience your tie pointing sideways for more than four hours, contact your dry cleaner.
and
Ike with:
“Not to worry, Mr. Axelrod… to get the maximum possible impact for each phrase of empty rhetoric, we’ve programmed his tie to indicate which prompter he ought to face.”
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November 3, 2009 at 10:32 am
I am honored to be mentioned, as there is strong evidence I am anything but honorable.
November 3, 2009 at 11:44 am
It is more than appropriate that the votes don’t count in an Obama contest
November 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I hate that I missed this contest. The caption should have simply been: Windy Man from the City