Caption Contest Winners

The winner (despite your “votes”) is:
Schizoid with:
Figure 3b. Atypical pinocchism with no nasal deformity.
Honorable mentions:
Will with:
If you experience your tie pointing sideways for more than four hours, contact your dry cleaner.
and
Ike with:
“Not to worry, Mr. Axelrod… to get the maximum possible impact for each phrase of empty rhetoric, we’ve programmed his tie to indicate which prompter he ought to face.”
I am honored to be mentioned, as there is strong evidence I am anything but honorable.
It is more than appropriate that the votes don’t count in an Obama contest
I hate that I missed this contest. The caption should have simply been: Windy Man from the City