Caption Contest
Those who incite hatred and mass murder are not always extremists but men of culture, Annan told world leaders in opening the first-ever General Assembly commemoration of the World War Two Holocaust.
It’s Tuesday, and that means it’s time to kill time. Take a shot at captioning this. Winners will be announced Friday.
Hand me my sanction. It’s the one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker’.
“Chop, chop, honky & get me my coffee…”
C’mon Pinky…I’ll think of another plan to take over the world tomorrow!
Kofi looks on during the annual “NGO Race Around the General Assembly for Peace”
Kofi Annan applauds the first to volunteer to test the new UN gas chamber.
That reminds me… I need to water my Chia Head when I get home
“Fire his ass! In addition to being able to listen with one ear, a Secretary-General must be able to clap with one hand.”
Young Man…YOUNG MAN…Come back here!! I’ve got something stuck to the side of my head and I need help removing it!
The trick is to just throw out the word “Holocaust” and then Kofi gets too busy to notice I sneak out to shag his wife.
Thank God I got that oil-for-food money so I don’t have to wear cheap French suits like that guy.
“IF your happy and you know it clap your hands!”
“Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.”
“Why Kofee? What are we going to do tomorrow night?”
“The same thing we do everynight, Pinky…. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”
*or*
“Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?”
“I think so, Kofee, but do you really think we can hide all that money from the Americans?”
Man, I sure love listening to Beyonce! She da’ bomb! Sing it girl!