Comments on: Caption Contest

By: dougrc

dougrc — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:08:15 +0000

Man, I sure love listening to Beyonce! She da’ bomb! Sing it girl!

By: Merat

Merat — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 00:07:17 +0000

“Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.”
“Why Kofee? What are we going to do tomorrow night?”
“The same thing we do everynight, Pinky…. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”

*or*

“Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?”
“I think so, Kofee, but do you really think we can hide all that money from the Americans?”

By: LarryConley

LarryConley — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 23:35:31 +0000

“IF your happy and you know it clap your hands!”

By: Easycure

Easycure — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 20:44:24 +0000

Thank God I got that oil-for-food money so I don’t have to wear cheap French suits like that guy.

By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 16:42:24 +0000

The trick is to just throw out the word “Holocaust” and then Kofi gets too busy to notice I sneak out to shag his wife.

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 08:43:52 +0000

Young Man…YOUNG MAN…Come back here!! I’ve got something stuck to the side of my head and I need help removing it!

By: Rivrdog

Rivrdog — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:31:50 +0000

“Fire his ass! In addition to being able to listen with one ear, a Secretary-General must be able to clap with one hand.”

By: Harvey

Harvey — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 18:55:39 +0000

That reminds me… I need to water my Chia Head when I get home

By: Allan

Allan — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:38:45 +0000

Kofi Annan applauds the first to volunteer to test the new UN gas chamber.

By: Jody

Jody — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:36:01 +0000

Kofi looks on during the annual “NGO Race Around the General Assembly for Peace”