Caption This

U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., left, and Democratic party-endorsed candidate for the U.S. Senate in Connecticut Ned Lamont, right, talk together as the left the East Hartford Middle School in East Hartfpord, Conn., Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2006, after a rally for Lamont where Kerry was the featured speaker.
Photo: AP/Bob Child

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10 Responses to “Caption This”
Comment by wg
2006-11-03 19:48:18

Kerry: “…so, this morning before I woke up, I was dreaming I had the President’s hips right here. I know that’s why I flubbed that line the other day.”

Anonymous staffer: I always thought there was some kind of weird love-hate thing going on there. I wish he wouldn’t look at me like that, though.

 
Comment by wg
2006-11-03 19:50:38

Trying to demonstrate their bipartisanship, Kerry and a staffer wear their best Conservative Red Ties.

 
Comment by wg
2006-11-03 19:53:40

Kerry: “You know, after my success with the Christmas in Cambodia story, I was considering talking about Thanksgiving with the Taliban. What do you think, Bob?”

Staffer: “My name’s not Bob, jackass.”

 
Comment by wg
2006-11-03 19:57:08

“….so I told Theresa, of course we have to part our hair on the left, it’s how we identify each other. Bush has that whole ‘Skull & Bones’ thing going on, and we had to come up with something. I wanted to use this secret handshake, but the Kennedys thought it looked too much like grabbing a woman’s boobies, and that’s their thing.”

 
Comment by wg
2006-11-03 23:29:17

Ok, so it’s Ned Lamont. He looks like he should work for Kerry, though. :p

 
Comment by wg
2006-11-03 23:33:21

“Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto…come on, Ned, do it with me. It’s like this.”

 
Comment by Warren Felger
2006-11-04 14:24:30

That hat just slipped through my fingertips.

 
Comment by Rodney Dill
2006-11-04 19:56:07

“I’ve got a vise grip lock on the Republican election chances.”
“but there’s nothing there sir.”
“exactly.’

 
Comment by Rodney Dill
2006-11-04 19:56:48

“…and go get Ted Kennedy a drink, a big one, right away.”

 
Comment by Tim P
2006-11-04 23:13:46

KERRY: Then I jumped out from the shadows and grabbed that rethuglican’s head like this…..

BUTBOY: Gee Mr. Kerry you really are a hero!

 

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