Caption This

10 Comments to “Caption This”

1. 
   wg
   November 3, 2006 at 7:48 pm

   Kerry: “…so, this morning before I woke up, I was dreaming I had the President’s hips right here. I know that’s why I flubbed that line the other day.”

   Anonymous staffer: I always thought there was some kind of weird love-hate thing going on there. I wish he wouldn’t look at me like that, though.
2. 
   wg
   November 3, 2006 at 7:50 pm

   Trying to demonstrate their bipartisanship, Kerry and a staffer wear their best Conservative Red Ties.
3. 
   wg
   November 3, 2006 at 7:53 pm

   Kerry: “You know, after my success with the Christmas in Cambodia story, I was considering talking about Thanksgiving with the Taliban. What do you think, Bob?”

   Staffer: “My name’s not Bob, jackass.”
4. 
   wg
   November 3, 2006 at 7:57 pm

   “….so I told Theresa, of course we have to part our hair on the left, it’s how we identify each other. Bush has that whole ‘Skull & Bones’ thing going on, and we had to come up with something. I wanted to use this secret handshake, but the Kennedys thought it looked too much like grabbing a woman’s boobies, and that’s their thing.”
5. 
   wg
   November 3, 2006 at 11:29 pm

   Ok, so it’s Ned Lamont. He looks like he should work for Kerry, though. :p
6. 
   wg
   November 3, 2006 at 11:33 pm

   “Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto…come on, Ned, do it with me. It’s like this.”
7. 
   Warren Felger
   November 4, 2006 at 2:24 pm

   That hat just slipped through my fingertips.
8. 
   Rodney Dill
   November 4, 2006 at 7:56 pm

   “I’ve got a vise grip lock on the Republican election chances.”
   “but there’s nothing there sir.”
   “exactly.’
9. 
   Rodney Dill
   November 4, 2006 at 7:56 pm

   “…and go get Ted Kennedy a drink, a big one, right away.”
10. 
    Tim P
    November 4, 2006 at 11:13 pm

    KERRY: Then I jumped out from the shadows and grabbed that rethuglican’s head like this…..

    BUTBOY: Gee Mr. Kerry you really are a hero!