Caption This

by Venomous Kate

The Texas Snakeman holds in his mouth ten western diamondback rattlesnakes to set a new Guinness World Record for Most Live Rattlesnakes Held In Mouth.
Photo: AFP

Winners announced Monday.

UPDATE: More caption fun, this time at the Dems’ expense, at OTB.

12 Comments to “Caption This”

  1. Bob could always be counted on to demonstrate his snake vomiting at a party.

  2. All was going well…until someone patted him on the back.

  3. Worse case of Herptetitis I’ve ever seen.

  4. Unfortunately, Bob didn’t have a pot to ‘hiss’ in.

  5. Worse case of Herpetitis I’ve ever seen.

  6. Jim Bob was the keynote speaker at the training session for new House and Senate majority leaders. Harry and Nancy said they would be applying Jim Bob’s techniques on a daily basis.

  7. Being a hair stylist for Vemonous Kate was not without its complications.

  8. Oh! Finally a pic of Venomous Hubby.

  9. The trick to playing Musical Snakes is not to be in an awkward position when the Cobra charming flute music stops.

  10. How the whole Snakes on a Plane thing started in the first place.

  11. Although the notion of working with dangerous snakes was terrifying to his friends and family, Bob himself never appeared rattled.

  12. Uncle Bill fix your hearing aid! I said go pick out some “Steaks” to eat! STEAKS!


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