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December 7, 2007 at 7:35 pm
I am not the drunk driver you are looking for…
December 7, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I did not have alcoholic relations with that woman, Miss Kopechne.
December 7, 2007 at 11:06 pm
“The look on her face? Well, she went kinda like this just before the car went totally under.”
December 8, 2007 at 8:50 am
“CHIVAS… It’s 5 0′Clock somewhere!”
December 8, 2007 at 9:11 am
First, you act like your adjusting your ipod and then as you “accidentally” run into her you can cop a feel…let me demonstrate.
December 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm
“Wait wait. Who stole the cork to my lunch?”
(with apologies to W.C. Fields)
December 8, 2007 at 1:10 pm
“Somebody bring me a drink RIGHT NOW or I’ll press this det…umm…err…or I’ll call somebody!”
December 8, 2007 at 2:07 pm
“I know they say 10 o’clock/2 o’clock. Ten o’clock is just fine by me.”
December 8, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Senator Kennedy demonstrates the Congress’ version of an IED: an Improvised Elected Drunk
December 8, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Nobody move! Now listen close! If you don’t vote for me, I’m going to blow us all up!
December 9, 2007 at 4:38 am
Hic…I onleee has….hic..one drinks…hic
December 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm
“I breathed into this thing, and the car still won’t start.”
December 9, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Wait a second did I hear the words Bush, car, bridge, ice waters.
December 9, 2007 at 7:31 pm
“Don’t panic, I’ll get the Chivas, you just bring the girls, ok?”
December 10, 2007 at 7:32 am
Note to self: I need a sign in my office that reads “you must be this high to ride the American people.”
December 13, 2007 at 11:55 am
Invisibul skotsh botl
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