The winner’s for the “In Vino, Venomous” caption contest are:

First Place, Adjustah with: “What happens in Anne Rice’s jacuzzi, stays in Anne Rice’s jacuzzi.”

Second Place, WG with: “After local wine conossioeurs described the Japanese Pinot Noir as tasting like ‘ass’, the vintner decided to try another tack.”

Honorable Mention, Timmer (who owes me a roll of paper towels and some Windex), with “Hey, isn’t it supposed to be WHITE with fish?”