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First Place: Steve with: “I’m going to read this whole book! I hate it when people say I never finish anyt…hey, Ed Kennedy has a nice ass…sweet jesus I would like to…ohhh…love those pumps on Pelosi…better not let Bill see her in them…Bill such a dog and I hate…that’s right, I have to get the dog to the vet…what was I doing again?”

Second Place: WG with “When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Heh.”

Runner-Up: Charles Austin with: “You told me this had pictures.”