The winners of the “Face that Launched a Thousand Quips” caption contest are:

First place: BeckyJ with “I’ll get you and your little dog, too!”

Second place: Ed with “I’m melting. I’m melting.”

Runner Up (a tie): WG with “Gollum…Gollum.” and Rodney Dill with “VoteForTheWorst takes on a new project.”

(Honorable Mention to Bill C. who would’ve loved to have sent an email saying, “As God as my witness, I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”)