Thanks to all who played Friday’s Caption Contest. The winners are as follows:

First Place: Buckley F. William (who now owes me a box of Kleenex and a fresh cup of coffee) with:

“Is that him?”

“I don’t know, ask him.”

“No, you ask him.”

“Fine, I will. Excuse me mister can you settle a bet for us? My friend says he heard that you drove your car off of a bridge and left a woman to drown years ago. I think that you’re just a plain old walrus. Which is it?”

Second Place: Larry Conley with:

Much strength in the force have you.

Runner Up: Chuck(le) with:

Coo-Coo Cachoo!

Excuse me, but you kids always make me sneeze.

And bonus points to everyone for resisting the Cindy Sheehan comparison!