Debate Night Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

Barack Obama and John McCain debate

The contest closes at midnight (assuming I’m sober enough to remember that). Winners announced tomorrow.

15 Comments to “Debate Night Caption Contest”

  1. Poised, Senator Obama prepared to suck the life-force from John McCain’s right ear.

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  2. “You put your lefty in, you shake it all about, and that’s what got us where we are today, my friends….”

    wgs last blog post..My best friend and I, in a nutshell.

  3. Obama quietly eased up and let one rip onstage, knowing that even if anybody in the audience realized what had just happened, the moderator would cover for him and blame the gas on McCain.

    wgs last blog post..My best friend and I, in a nutshell.

  4. “If he says ‘My Friends’ one more time I think I am going to hurl!”

  5. And the little choo choo started up the hill saying

    ‘I think I can’
    ‘I think I can’
    ‘I think I can’

  6. Thought bubble on Obama: “Hmmm.. I wonder if there will be room in the oval office for my autographed picture of Carl Marx?, or Is that too much?”

  7. “I did it myyy waaayyyyy”.

  8. As McCain makes his point Obama thoughtfully ponders: boxers or briefs?

  9. And with this hand I’ll reach across the aisle to Republicans

  10. Side by side on a political waterboard, oh lord, why don’t we?

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  11. He’s not as hot as Palin, but I would still make him my be-atch.

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  12. Everybody, sing with me now!
    Obama, rama, fee fi fo-famama, Obaaama

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  13. Ebony and ivory…

  14. He thinks he is so cool but nobody’s cooler than Joe the plumber.

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  15. Did he get a chin implant? That looks hot. I think I want a chin implant. Yep. And maybe a butt lift, too. It will go well with the look when I change the color scheme of da house to maroon… and we’ll have to get a Malamute for the first pet and I am definitely updating the tuxedo fashion for formal dinners. What that Detroit mayor wore was smokin’… Yep, chin implant.

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