Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

My penis is this big.

Just a pinch of salt…

Oh, you mean that men’s room incident.

…and I play the world’s tiniest violin !

Annnnndddd now you WILL FAWLLLL BACKKKK and BE HEEEAAALLLED!

I feel a message from the other side..Johnny is that you? Come back OJ needs you.

This is how much I care about gobal warming

Damn it make that global…. Im such a blonde

Hillary has cooties. Here’s one I picked off of her.

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Brylcream… a little dab will to ya…
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So John tells me I need to stick the pinky straight out, but no, I tell him this is how the common people drink their tea.

It looks as though the murderer has left behind a single fiber; ah, yes, it is the wool of a Cotswold sheep and apparently dyed with Cherry Kool-Aid brand flavored drink by a home wool crafter. Gentlemen, when you find that sweater, you will find your murderer.

And when I snap my fingers, you will not remember anything. But you will vote for me, then parade around clucking like a bunch of chickens.

is squeezing some juice. Bullwinklette is gonna be a camel jockey. Wyatt Earp has his Big Boy pants on. Cowboy Blob is the new Pinball Wizard. The Gone Rick Motel is also on traffic control. Brainfuel has a full load.Electric Venomhas Breck Boy. Public Pondering is remaking ‘Blazing Saddles.’ Bagel Blogger has Madonna. Other Humor: V the K always has the best pictures at Caption This! To join in, start a Caption Contest at your blog, edit it to add a link to this post,

…and this is the pube I found on *my* can of Coke…

invisible doobie

“Please take this much off the sides. For $4,000, it shouldn’t look like I’ve had a haircut.”

“White House doctors have announced that the president’s brain has shrunk to about this size…”

” Ha!!! No fly can escape me mouth!!!”

Silky Sings Sweetly.

Hey, don’t Bogart that dude!

“How much experience do I have with foreign policy? I will tell you how much experience I have with foreign policy…”

Damn, a gray one.

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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning – very very frightening me
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and the dart actually split the one i had already put n the bullseye! honest