Friday Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

John Edwards
(Photo credit: AP)

Winners announced Monday!

26 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest”

  1. Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  2. Just a pinch of salt…

  3. Oh, you mean that men’s room incident.

  4. …and I play the world’s tiniest violin !

  5. Annnnndddd now you WILL FAWLLLL BACKKKK and BE HEEEAAALLLED!

  6. I feel a message from the other side..Johnny is that you? Come back OJ needs you.

  7. This is how much I care about gobal warming

  8. Damn it make that global…. Im such a blonde

  9. Hillary has cooties. Here’s one I picked off of her.


  10. Brylcream… a little dab will to ya…

  11. So John tells me I need to stick the pinky straight out, but no, I tell him this is how the common people drink their tea.

  12. It looks as though the murderer has left behind a single fiber; ah, yes, it is the wool of a Cotswold sheep and apparently dyed with Cherry Kool-Aid brand flavored drink by a home wool crafter. Gentlemen, when you find that sweater, you will find your murderer.

  13. And when I snap my fingers, you will not remember anything. But you will vote for me, then parade around clucking like a bunch of chickens.

  14. …and this is the pube I found on *my* can of Coke…

  15. “Please take this much off the sides. For $4,000, it shouldn’t look like I’ve had a haircut.”

  16. “White House doctors have announced that the president’s brain has shrunk to about this size…”

  17. ” Ha!!! No fly can escape me mouth!!!”

  18. Silky Sings Sweetly.

  19. Hey, don’t Bogart that dude!

  20. “How much experience do I have with foreign policy? I will tell you how much experience I have with foreign policy…”


  21. I see a little silhouetto of a man
    Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
    Thunderbolts and lightning – very very frightening me

  22. and the dart actually split the one i had already put n the bullseye! honest

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