Helen Hunt, George Clooney and Me

Seen over at Rori’s: a nifty site that turns your blog into a screen play. Now, I know what you’re thinking: how good can it be if it’s automated? Well, it’s not all that different than what Hollywood is putting out these days, is it?

An excerpt from mine:

Scene: INT. DEPARTMENT STORE – HELEN HUNT and ELECTRICVENOM.COM are shopping for new crockery. A message comes over the loudspeakers.

HELEN HUNT: What did that just say?

ELECTRICVENOM.COM: Obviously, he had to fill the hours of his lonely, wasted life by trolling.

HELEN HUNT: Really? This large department store’s management decisions are questionable at best.

(She looks up to see GEORGE CLOONEY standing there. He is the manager of the department store.)

GEORGE CLOONEY: Hello, HELEN HUNT. Perhaps you could offer me advice on how to run my store.

HELEN HUNT: I don’t think so, GEORGE CLOONEY. I took an instant dislike to you when we first met.

ELECTRICVENOM.COM: American researchers are investigating its potential for helping women who find it impossible to achieve orgasm.

HELEN HUNT: Yes, ELECTRICVENOM.COM, good point. So you see, GEORGE CLOONEY, we can never fall in love.

GEORGE CLOONEY grins rogueishly.

HELEN HUNT (swooning): Oh, GEORGE CLOONEY. I’ve changed my mind. I do love you.


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