You want the cleavage? You want the cleavage?

You can’t handle the cleavage!

I’ll squeeze your balls off and feed them to my dog!

Sorry..I don’t know why that came to me.

“So I took hold of the right one and said ‘Bill, you better keep your eyes to yourself!’”

That’s a good one Pam..lol.

“Don’t cry for me…”

Don’t they know you can’t tell a tomato is ripe by SQUEEZING it?!

You grab Bill like this……

Hillary tries to catch bullshit in mid-air.

I can prove I’m not a Toon! Count the fingers!

I said I wanted a push up bra, dammit!

Take my hand if you want to pay higher taxes.

Don’t you know more than a handful is wasteful? Heil!

Upon being tricked into snorting iocaine powder instead of cocaine, Hillary could only blurt out, “inconceivable.”

Husbands? This is how we deal with husbands.

“By the Power of Greyskull!!”

What a day… Phew, alone at last! Hand me that bottle of V.O. will ya.

One village, one people, one fuhrer!

Please pass that bong over this-a-way!

First ya hold the bottle like this, then ya hook yur teeth over the cap…

“Yeah?, Well, mine are THIS big!”