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Monday Caption Contest
July 30, 2007 at 7:31 pm
You want the cleavage? You want the cleavage?
You can’t handle the cleavage!
July 30, 2007 at 7:59 pm
I’ll squeeze your balls off and feed them to my dog!
Sorry..I don’t know why that came to me.
July 30, 2007 at 8:00 pm
“So I took hold of the right one and said ‘Bill, you better keep your eyes to yourself!’”
July 30, 2007 at 8:01 pm
That’s a good one Pam..lol.
July 30, 2007 at 8:58 pm
“Don’t cry for me…”
July 30, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Don’t they know you can’t tell a tomato is ripe by SQUEEZING it?!
July 30, 2007 at 9:58 pm
You grab Bill like this……
July 31, 2007 at 12:54 am
Hillary tries to catch bullshit in mid-air.
July 31, 2007 at 7:44 am
I can prove I’m not a Toon! Count the fingers!
July 31, 2007 at 8:25 am
I said I wanted a push up bra, dammit!
July 31, 2007 at 9:46 am
Take my hand if you want to pay higher taxes.
July 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
Don’t you know more than a handful is wasteful? Heil!
July 31, 2007 at 10:47 am
Upon being tricked into snorting iocaine powder instead of cocaine, Hillary could only blurt out, “inconceivable.”
July 31, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Husbands? This is how we deal with husbands.
July 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm
“By the Power of Greyskull!!”
August 1, 2007 at 7:10 am
What a day… Phew, alone at last! Hand me that bottle of V.O. will ya.
August 2, 2007 at 12:48 am
One village, one people, one fuhrer!
August 2, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Please pass that bong over this-a-way!
August 2, 2007 at 6:48 pm
First ya hold the bottle like this, then ya hook yur teeth over the cap…
August 3, 2007 at 9:04 am
“Yeah?, Well, mine are THIS big!”