Comments on: Spank Google and Win Flowers!

By: Do You Haiku?

Do You Haiku? — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:22:57 +0000

[...] some time ago, I asked you to contribute a Google-related haiku and you blew my socks off with your witty [...]

daphne63 — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:39:08 +0000

spank the google pagePrank! Let’s hope it’s all a temporary prank it’s playing on us!

CyberCelt — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:41:34 +0000

Don’t be mad at Google
That is not good for your soul
Boycott Google now

bluepaintred — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:31:43 +0000

Poor Venomous Kate
How will you ever choose Which
one will win or lose

Velociman — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:25:41 +0000

An algorithm
Determines your Google worth
Not here, stocksuckers

karen — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:39:33 +0000

I long for Google,
To be subjected awake.
Colonoscopy.

karen — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:36:23 +0000

Google lives no more.
My bookmarks are deleted
My logins all gone.

karen — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:34:07 +0000

Google bites tinfoil.
It’s teeth writhe in agony YES
Watch your stock dive SCUM.

lucia — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:49:04 +0000

Google rules the net.
I watch my page rank tumble;
My tears fall like rain.

Old Dan — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:06:01 +0000

Google was a firm
Its engine indexed the Web
Now it’s just a verb