•The earth is considerably older than previously believed.

•Foreign-made cigarettes are half as bad for you as American-made smokes.

•Politely ignoring what they thought was a patient’s farts, an air ambulance crew narrowly avoided a deadly fire.

•The dangers of getting what you hope for. (Via Venom Victim Tim)

•Satisfied spongy body part owners.

•South Koreans can finally get an eye-full of high-quality porn.