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Since I continue to suffer from a curious mixture of blogger’s block and an emotional bankruptcy that Leelu has aptly described as “bone crushing”, I figured it’s time to turn this blog over to better minds than mine… at least for today.
So, my Venomites, riddle me this:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the street?
(Answer in the comment section. The answer that makes me laugh the most gets a $10 Amazon Gift Certificate or, for the other-minded, a $10 donation in their name to the non-political charity of their choice.)
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Because they had gas for only two BAWKS!
(just remember, you asked…)
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Because the chicken was tired of crossing the road.
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It saw the Jay walking…
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
Is one sentence a one liner??? LOL Thinking about you sug;)
Al Sharpton: Why is the chicken white, anyway? This is a symbol of four hundred years of oppression…
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To show the possum how its done
So I could cook him for dinner.
Because Colonel Sanders, Popeye and some guy named “Church” was chasing it with a cleaver.
Obama: Because the chicken understood the need for change and hoped that the other side would bring unicorns and kittens and bunnies for all
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To get laid… of course!
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Because he thought the street had once dropped a dime on the chicken for another heist they’d undertaken before the chicken went to prison.
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infidel, in Texas, it’s to show the armadillo how it’s done.
MICROSOFT TECH: We have never seen the chicken crossing the road in any of our Vista testing so it must be a problem with your road “driver” software. We recommend contacting your road developer and downloading updated drivers. We do NOT recommend moving to Linux or MAC chicken systems (CSs).
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Michelle Robinson-Obama:
The chicken crossed the road in order to “…further [its] integration and/or assimilation into a white cultural and social structure that will only allow [it] to remain on the periphery of society; never becoming a full participant.”
Steves last blog post..The R-Word and the Olympics
It was stapled to the elephant
Because the chicken had too much character to double-cross the road– but something had to be done
Because, as a good practicing Catholic chicken, it understood the risks.
Foghorn Leghorn said, “to have a ball.”
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…to get to the other side.
Don’t think anyone even mentioned that, but it’s obviously because he wanted to get to the other side. Why else would a chicken cross the road? Why, I remember last time I crossed the road was because I wanted to get to the other side. Okay, there was a group of people with microphones gathered around a chicken, who was trying to get across the road (And I do recognise some of the commentators above from that crowd) But all the poor chicken was trying to do was get to the other side. He wasn’t itnerested in making a political statement, making people laugh, or protecting the rights of the Colonel’s chickens. All he wanted to do was get to the other side and get on with his life.
Sheesh!
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because he was a chinese chicken and was forced to relocate so they could build the olympic venues
Because chickens make lousy housepets.
To commit murder most fowl.
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The Domestic Barnyard Fowl Anti-Defamation League protests the use of a euphemism for ‘cowardly’ for a Barnyard Fowl on your blog and demands an immediate retraction.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
…the chicken was taped to John Kerry
because there’s always gonna be some dumb cluck paying in traffic
(sorry)
Because it was calling Mr. Mason’s office every fifteen minutes seeking representation. Oh, sorry, that’s how the chicken made Ms. Street cross.
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…to hurdle the armidillos
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Because Father Poultry crossed all of the first communicants. He’ll cross the street again next Sunday, too.
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