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February 4, 2006 at 12:11 pm
…obviously she forgeot her Tourettes’ meds this morning.
February 4, 2006 at 12:58 pm
TO: Kate
RE: Caption
‘Look into my eyes. Now. Tilt your head a bit more to the left….’
Regards,
Chuck(le)
February 4, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Fig 5.: The female Spitting Cobra (shown above) will first hypnotize its victim with a glaring stare before unleashing its venom in a startling burst that can travel more than 60 mph.
February 4, 2006 at 1:21 pm
‘Did Senator Kennedy just grab my ass again?’
February 4, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Oh come on Sadie. Seagrams can’t distill enough alcohol to make that happen.
February 4, 2006 at 5:06 pm
A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom…and you know what I’m talkin’ about!
February 4, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Proof again that politics is showbusiness for ugly people!
February 5, 2006 at 12:08 am
“Harcourt Fenton Mudd! I mean William Jefferson Clinton, you nogood…..”
February 5, 2006 at 12:13 am
“You tell anybody what my husband did to you and you’ll be in deeper water than Mary Jo Kopeckne, bitch!”
SOrry but I just had to take one more swing, and hey, it’s a double!
February 5, 2006 at 2:21 am
“I’d like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”
February 5, 2006 at 11:50 am
“You need to eat more fresh fruit!”
February 5, 2006 at 2:20 pm
So I walked in and there was Bill with the office Electrolux attached to his genitals, and the sound it made – like FFFFFWWWWOEOEOEOEO – just sent chills up and down my spine!
February 5, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Senator Clinton was overheard following the State of the Union Address saying, “Ffffffffff” Film at eleven.
February 5, 2006 at 3:00 pm
People who get in my way disappear. Remember that on January 20, 2009.
February 5, 2006 at 3:11 pm
TO: Kate
RE: The Distaff’s Suggestion
‘I’ll get YOU and your little dog, too.’
Regards,
Chuck(le)
February 5, 2006 at 3:13 pm
P.S. I’m reminded of that Day-by-Day cartoon from 2004 where Jan asks Damon if Hillary will ever be able to identify with the common folk of Kansas.
To which Damon replies….
Not after they dropped that house on her sister.
February 5, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Girl, you know how it is when your panties get all twisted.
February 6, 2006 at 6:28 am
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck. . . .
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