…obviously she forgeot her Tourettes’ meds this morning.

TO: Kate
RE: Caption

‘Look into my eyes. Now. Tilt your head a bit more to the left….’

Regards,

Chuck(le)

Fig 5.: The female Spitting Cobra (shown above) will first hypnotize its victim with a glaring stare before unleashing its venom in a startling burst that can travel more than 60 mph.

‘Did Senator Kennedy just grab my ass again?’

Oh come on Sadie. Seagrams can’t distill enough alcohol to make that happen.

A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom…and you know what I’m talkin’ about!

Proof again that politics is showbusiness for ugly people!

“Harcourt Fenton Mudd! I mean William Jefferson Clinton, you nogood…..”

“You tell anybody what my husband did to you and you’ll be in deeper water than Mary Jo Kopeckne, bitch!”

SOrry but I just had to take one more swing, and hey, it’s a double!

“I’d like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”

“You need to eat more fresh fruit!”

So I walked in and there was Bill with the office Electrolux attached to his genitals, and the sound it made – like FFFFFWWWWOEOEOEOEO – just sent chills up and down my spine!

Senator Clinton was overheard following the State of the Union Address saying, “Ffffffffff” Film at eleven.

People who get in my way disappear. Remember that on January 20, 2009.

TO: Kate
RE: The Distaff’s Suggestion

‘I’ll get YOU and your little dog, too.’

Regards,

Chuck(le)

P.S. I’m reminded of that Day-by-Day cartoon from 2004 where Jan asks Damon if Hillary will ever be able to identify with the common folk of Kansas.

To which Damon replies….

Not after they dropped that house on her sister.

Girl, you know how it is when your panties get all twisted.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck. . . .

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