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By: Electric Venom » Blog Archive » Contest Winners

Electric Venom » Blog Archive » Contest Winners — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:24:51 +0000

[...] Contest Winners The Uglier Than Thou weekend caption contest is over. This week’s winners are: [...]

By: Myris

Myris — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:28:25 +0000

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck. . . .

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:47:19 +0000

Girl, you know how it is when your panties get all twisted.

By: Chuck Pelto

Chuck Pelto — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:13:58 +0000

P.S. I’m reminded of that Day-by-Day cartoon from 2004 where Jan asks Damon if Hillary will ever be able to identify with the common folk of Kansas.

To which Damon replies….

Not after they dropped that house on her sister.

By: Chuck Pelto

Chuck Pelto — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:11:03 +0000

TO: Kate
RE: The Distaff’s Suggestion

‘I’ll get YOU and your little dog, too.’

Regards,

Chuck(le)

By: Gary M Kitts

Gary M Kitts — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:00:01 +0000

People who get in my way disappear. Remember that on January 20, 2009.

By: Sgt Hook

Sgt Hook — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 20:44:49 +0000

Senator Clinton was overheard following the State of the Union Address saying, “Ffffffffff” Film at eleven.

By: Alan A

Alan A — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 20:20:28 +0000

So I walked in and there was Bill with the office Electrolux attached to his genitals, and the sound it made – like FFFFFWWWWOEOEOEOEO – just sent chills up and down my spine!

By: Trudger

Trudger — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 17:50:50 +0000

“You need to eat more fresh fruit!”

By: PunditGuy

PunditGuy — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:21:09 +0000

“I’d like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”