Weekend Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

Rudy Guiliani
Photo credit: Reuters

Winners announced Monday!

13 Comments to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. OOO…OOOO…AAAA…AAAA…AAAAA…
    Jungle love…. Owee Oweee Oh!

  2. No, seriously. That phone call during my NRA speech wasn’t planned! I’m just that stupid!

  3. O-O-O-O-Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain

  4. “Moon River, wider than a mile…”

  5. Rudy was a changed man once he discovered the “Vibrate” setting on his phone.

  6. What? I told her she could get an abortion.

  7. Wrong hand! The joint was in my left hand. Ha ha, now I get to smoke it.

  8. No, really, I WAS invited on that hunting trip! It coulda been ME with a facefull of buckshot…this gorgeous face! The horror!

  9. When you swim inna da sea
    and an eel bites-a your knee…
    That’s a moray!

  10. Oh no! I forgot my cell phone! She’s gonna kill me!

  11. “I coulda had a V-8.”

  12. The new inflatable Rudy doll didn’t meet sales expectations

  13. A surprise press conference was held by Rudy Giuliani as he explains the surgical procedure that removed any chance of winning the presidency from his ass.


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